Now, I know you Edward fags erm...fans are going to take these way too far. And you're going to hate me. Just one little reminder. You will be hating someone who has done you no wrong over what his opinions are about a FICTIONAL CHARACTER. That's just messed up.
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(1) Would a STRAIGHT Vampire TWINKLE?
I think not!
EDWARD CULLEN:
GAY
That mean's Bella's a guy!
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(2) Real Vampires:
1. Don't twinkle in the sun, they burn
2. Drink Human blood, not animals
3. Have RED eyes, not Gold/black
4. Don't play baseball
5. Don't live in a gay little town called Forks
6. AREN'T named Edward Cullen
7. DON'T exist in the mind of Stephanie Meyer!!
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(3) EDWARD CULLEN SHOULD BE:
Burned, brained, gutted, ripped apart, decapitated, shot, drowned, starved, squished, smashed, squashed, eaten, exploded, imploded, popped, bopped, beaten, punched, kicked, neutered, spayed, forced to watch Bella die, bitten, drained of blood, fed to a shark, hung, whipped, strangled, mangled, branded, poisoned, melted, chopped, sliced, diced, buried alive, run over, dropped out of a plane, sent into space, sent into the sun, torched, scorched, fried, murdered, choked, stricken, pushed off a cliff, shaved, trampled, humiliated, hated, despised, tortured, poked, prodded, jabbed, jarred, broken, bleeding, bruised, raped(But who would want to?), banished, exiled, destroyed, obliterated, pinched, scratched, pulled apart, turned to stone, lost forever, and non-existent.
IN SHORT: EDWARD CULLEN SHOULD DIE!!!
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(4) Edward Cullen SUCKS!
Edward Cullen is UGLY!
Edward Cullen is a f**!
Edward Cullen sucks d**k!
Edward Cullen should DIE!
Edward Cullen is GAY!
Edward Cullen isn't REAL!
So stop fantasizing about EDWARD CULLEN!!
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(1) Would a STRAIGHT Vampire TWINKLE?
I think not!
EDWARD CULLEN:
GAY
That mean's Bella's a guy!
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(2) Real Vampires:
1. Don't twinkle in the sun, they burn
2. Drink Human blood, not animals
3. Have RED eyes, not Gold/black
4. Don't play baseball
5. Don't live in a gay little town called Forks
6. AREN'T named Edward Cullen
7. DON'T exist in the mind of Stephanie Meyer!!
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(3) EDWARD CULLEN SHOULD BE:
Burned, brained, gutted, ripped apart, decapitated, shot, drowned, starved, squished, smashed, squashed, eaten, exploded, imploded, popped, bopped, beaten, punched, kicked, neutered, spayed, forced to watch Bella die, bitten, drained of blood, fed to a shark, hung, whipped, strangled, mangled, branded, poisoned, melted, chopped, sliced, diced, buried alive, run over, dropped out of a plane, sent into space, sent into the sun, torched, scorched, fried, murdered, choked, stricken, pushed off a cliff, shaved, trampled, humiliated, hated, despised, tortured, poked, prodded, jabbed, jarred, broken, bleeding, bruised, raped(But who would want to?), banished, exiled, destroyed, obliterated, pinched, scratched, pulled apart, turned to stone, lost forever, and non-existent.
IN SHORT: EDWARD CULLEN SHOULD DIE!!!
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(4) Edward Cullen SUCKS!
Edward Cullen is UGLY!
Edward Cullen is a f**!
Edward Cullen sucks d**k!
Edward Cullen should DIE!
Edward Cullen is GAY!
Edward Cullen isn't REAL!
So stop fantasizing about EDWARD CULLEN!!
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But since when has gay been an insult?
I find that somewhat offensive. emo
But overall, you're right. Edward = fail.