Once upon a time there was a mushroom named Ploof.
One day, Ploof got his abnormally fat head stuck in a well.
"HELP!!!" Ploof cried.
But no one wants to help an overweight fungus out of a well.
So Ploof died. biggrin
THE END
(Or is it)
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AXH
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