My friend Bri wrote this for me to convince me not to kill myself. Although it was not very convincing, it gave me a good laugh.
1. Your family would be sad
2. Your friends would be sad
3. Your teachers would be sad
4. You’d make God sad
5. You’d be in Hell
6. You wouldn’t see Family Force 5 in concert
7. You wouldn’t see Alex everyday (or me)
8. You wouldn’t graduate
9. You wouldn’t be able to write in the next Nothing To Something Note Book
10. You wouldn’t be able to come to the 10 year reunion
11. You’d be in Hell
12. You’d hurt worse in Hell
13. Your body would rot and have worms crawl on you…unless cremated…then you’d burn…
14. You wouldn’t be at the lunch table for our awesome discussions
15. You wouldn’t be in health for our awesome discussions
16. You wouldn’t be able to watch The Little Mermaid again
17. You wouldn’t be able to listen to music
18. You wouldn’t be able to talk to your friends
19. You wouldn’t be able to talk to your family
20. You’d be in Hell
21. You wouldn’t be in Heaven
22. You’d never have gotten your drivers license
23. You’d never have gotten a job at a Halloween store
24. You’d never dress up as a banana and wave at cars…
25. You wouldn’t have gone to Shoutfest to see TFK or FF5…I no I said that already
26. You wouldn’t get a date with Alex (or me…ever…)
27. I wouldn’t get paid 10 dollars…nor would Franny
28. You wouldn’t be around for TWHS’ first football game win
29. You wouldn’t be able to sing with FF5
30. You’d be in Hell
DON’T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I SPENT ALL MY WONDERFUL TIME ON THIS LIST,
IF YOU DO I WILL BE VERY MAD!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA, GET YOUR 20$ READY!!!!!!!
I’M BORED BUT I’M GONNA STOP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taydam Community Member 
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