Matt: = 3 =
im 8 months pregnant....
Mello: ... 8O
...wha...???
-pokes yer belly- how in the...? WHA???!
@_@
Matt: the other Mero ate 3 out of 6 of my kids
; - ;
both twins and girl
DDx
we got the name for the one coming and it's Takeo
O w O
Mello: O_e
i still dont see how its possible that you can have a kid... Owo but ookeee then.
hmmm. i wonder what nia-chan is going to name his baybeeh
Matt:TT 3 TT
the baby eater but still somehow my friend
O w O
and one is yers
Mello:^_^'' i see, i see!
well... 8O i hope she doesent eat mah baybeh... oh and -takes away your cigarette- NUU MORE SMOKING FER JOO
...
O_e
so then none of teh babybees are mine? and Dear Lord, if im having a kid, KEEP IT AWAY FROM TEH BABEH EATER. O_e
Matt: e.o
I must have them!
*tries to grab*
; 3 ;
Mello: NEVAH -flushes them down toilet-
>8I
joo are not poisoning my baybee because chu have an addiction!
Matt: *cries*
B-But Mero!
DDx
*clings onto legs*
Mello: >.<
-pats your head- it's okayyy... you can have this instead. -holds up banana- 83
Matt: *eat hungrily*
8l
*all ober face*
e.o
i want more!
Mello: O_e -wipes banana mush off face-
nuuuu...=pokes belly= joo dunt wanna get fat. 8O then joo wont have a sexay boday anymore. ;D
oOoOo 8O
... i guess i could share my secret stash of chocolate with joo. ^_^
-holds up chocolate bar-
Matt: O 3 O
*puts hot sause on it and eats madly*
> 3 <
Mello: ... -blink- hot sauce...? O_e
-poke- are joo feeling okee Matty?
Matt: *turns around ebily*
O_e
is there something wrng with it??
Mello: O_e''
-cough cough- urm...nuuu.... sorry. im terribly sorry... O_o
Matt: mushes into mouth*
e w o
im sleepy
= 3 =
*falls to sleep on floor*
Mello: -slowly backing away to closet-
geeze...a pregnant mood swinging Matt is a dangersous thing to be around... -hides in closet-
Matt: e__O
*turns on belly and is super big*
what did you say?
Mello: O_elll
urm... -locks closet door- nothing lurv! ^_^''' you look... -stares at belly- ...beautiful... Owe;;
Matt: 83
Fank you
now gimme a hug!
O w e
...
...
i cant get up
DDDx
*cries*
Mello: 8O oh noes! -glomps chu- dun't cry Matty! -ruffles hair- Ish okay! ^_^'' we'll get through your...Male Pregnancy together. xD
Matt: I JUST WANNA GET UP!!!!!
DDDX<
Mello: 8O -teary eyes-
chu don't want a hug? -sniffle-
Matt: I WANT MY GOD DAMN HUG!
DDx
im sorry for yelling Mehael
; - ;
*tries to hug*
I cant!
DDx
Mello: -cries- MAATTT! -crawls under bed- you're confusing meh!!!
first juu lurv me, then joo hate me Dx then joo wanna banana! -cries harder- i dont know what to dooooooooooo~
Matt: DDx
I dun get what yer saying!
I want a hug!
now!!
*water breaks*
O 3 O
....
....
i thought it was 8 months
D=
or I just peed myself
Mello: O_e;;;
-starts freaking out- HOLY CRAP! -runs around room- how the HELL are they gonna get the baybee out!?! -panicks- okay okay...urm.... HOSPITAL! we've got to go to the hospital!
Matt: I dunno
= 3 =
maybe i pee-OMFG IT HURTS!!
DDDx
GET IT OUT!!
Mello: O_O I-I DUNT KNOW HOW TO DELIVER A BAYBEE!
how did you get the other babehs out!??!
Matt: I dunno!
DDDx
i think it came out of my a** last time!
> 3 <
I just want it out!
Mello: O_O h-hold on!
-steals random ladies car- I'm NOT delivering this baby! O_e get in the car, im taking joo to teh hospital!
Matt: *tries to grab something to help stand up*
trrrrryiiiiiiiiing!
DDx
*gets on side and finally stands up*
I dont think-OMFG!
DDx
*gets in car*
Mello: O_O
-drives destructivly down street- How're you holding up Matty?
Matt: is about to fall asleep*
my pants are wet
= 3 =
Mello: don't chu dare falll asleep on me Matty. D8< ah! hospital! -gets out of car- hurry up before you splatter baby juice all over my nice car. >.<
Matt: *gets out but is falling asleep*
= 3 =
ima fall asleep soon....
*head hangs down*
Mello: -jerks your head up- NUU.
D;< i did NOT rape you, get you pregnant, and drive joo all the wai to the hospital for joo to fall asleep! -drags joo inside-
SOMEBODY HELP THIS GUY IS HAVING A BABY! -shoves you into doctors office-
Matt: *people look at them all strange*
O.o
doctor: Umm....oh yeah!
*gets streacher*
Matt: I dont think i can make it!
DDx
Mello: -points gun at doctor- YOU GET MAH BAYBEE OUTTA HIM NAO! or so help mee... -loads gun-
Doctor: e_o
I NEED SOME HELP OVER HERE!
*doctors come over and help Matt onto streacher*
Matt: Ima splod! DDx
Mello: O_e
i am NEVER raping anyone again! >.< -slaps doctor- NAO GET MEH BABEH OUT! D8<
doctor: TT.TT Okay okay!
*takes hem to some room and takes Matt's pant's off*
Matt: dont let them rape me!
DDx
Mello: 8O
-runs into room- NUUUU! dunt rape Matty while he's giving birth! D8<
doctor: OMFG A HE?!
Doctor#2: OMG he' crowning
Matt: @.@
Mello: -shoots teh wall-
D8< I SAID GET MEH BAYBE OUT! or i will kill JOO ALL!
how do you feel Matty? D8 are you doing ok?
Matt:*bone crunching sounds*
I-im fine
hold my hand-AHHHHH!!!
DDDx
do somthing!!!!!
doctor: I see the head still. it wont come out!
e.o
Mello: -grips your hand tightly- O_e it's okay! just push for dead life matt!
-points gun at doctor- if that baby isnt out in five minutes, YOUR BRAIN IS GOING TO BE SPLATTERED AGAINST TEH WALL!
Matt: OMFG!
DDDx
*splatters everywhere*
Doctor- O.o ... oh God...
Doctor#2-*plls out white haired baby* it's a boy -__-;
Matt-AHHH! JEBUS CHRIST! *death grips hand*
e_o
Mello:... -blink- white hair...? -arches eyebrow- oh, that's right! Nia-chan...
x.X
Matt: bones crunch more*
OMFG!!!
DDx
*baby wiff red hair comes out*
TT - TT
Mello: 8O
-thinking- bleh, no blond. =_=
ZOMG! -huggles you- Maaaaaaaaaatt! i guess this makes joo a mommy huh? 8D
Matt:
*is panting*
@.@
Doctor-Umm....another one is-
Matt- AHHHH!!! DDx
Doctor- O.o; yeah....
Mello: ... O_O
how many children were you pregnant with!??! holy crap!
Matt: I-I dunno
DDx
*doctors spread legs wider*
one doctor grabs Mello by the sleeve and makes him see*
Doctor: It's crowning now hold the video camera
Matt: DDx
Mello: O_e -holds up video camera-
... i will never replay this tape...evah. O_e
Matt:*tears off railing*
Jesus christ!!!
DDx
Doctor: it's crowning again!
Doctor#2: get some towles!
*blood everywhere*
Matt- @.@
Mello: 8O h-hold on Matt!
-throws towel at doctor- YOU STUPID DOCTOR! FIX HIM. >.<
Doctor- Uhh!Uhh! ><
Matt- z z z z z = w =
Doctor#3-WTF! He's asleep!
Doctor-It's not coming out @.@;
Mello: D8< NU! I DID NOT COME THIS FAR FOR JOO TO FALL ASLEEP!
-wacks you with towel-
Matt: *Is scared and wakes up*
Matt- O.O
*all of a sudden it comes out*
Doctor-It's a blond boy
Matt-*Passes out* = . =;
Mello: ... O_e Matt? -poke- MATT?
8O dunt leave me alone with three kids! I'LL DIEEEE. >.<
*all kids are crying*
Matt- z z z z z z
doctors wash the kids and hand them to Mello*
Doctor- =^_^=
~`OMFG TO BE CONTINUED'~
 Matt The Whore · Thu Aug 21, 2008 @ 11:01pm · 1 Comments |
