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	A Figmented Imagination Short(sometimes), sweet(how?!?), and boring(AS HELL!). I luff you too!

	SAD. TRUTH. READ.
	SAD. TRUTH. READ.


All of these things is true, I laugh and I am kind of dumbstruck, well have fun. I am not flaming on America, it is just something I found on the web and I wanted to share it. Two Tough Questions >> >> Question 1: >> If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who already had 8 kids, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? >> >> Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. >> >> Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. W ho would you vote for? >> >> Candidate A. >> Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to10 martinis a day. >> >> Candidate B. >> He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. >> >> Candidate C. >> &nb sp; He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. >> >> Which of these candidates would be our choice? >> >> Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Candidate A: Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B: Winston Churchill. Candidate C: Adolph Hitler.... >> >> >> And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: >> If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. >> >> >> Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. >> >> Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading. >> Never be afraid to try something new. >> >> >> Remember: >> Amateurs...built the ark. >> Professionals...built the Titanic >> >> >> >> >> And finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: >> * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting* >> * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...... >> >> Can you guess which organization this is? >> >> >> >> Give up yet? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. >> The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. Figmented Imagination · Tue Jul 22, 2008 @ 07:37pm · 3 Comments


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	Wow, I chose candidate C... Offline WolfieAJ · Community Member · Wed Jul 23, 2008 @ 05:00am


	So did I. They acctually got me at 'vegetarian'. Scared me.... Offline Figmented Imagination · Community Member · Thu Jul 24, 2008 @ 04:24am


	This is so awesome... I liked how it said that amateurs built the Ark! xd Offline LuckyMX · Community Member · Thu Jul 31, 2008 @ 02:18pm

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