11 THINGS LOZERS DO ON MYSPACE(READ DIS PEOPLE ITZ IMPORTANT
ONE there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker
it does NOT exist
so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt, you RETARDS
TWO
To the people who have like 1,000 friends,
are you serious?
You don't know half of your friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act like you're hardcore with the keyboard
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.
FIVE
Quit crying
because you're not on someones top 8.
who cares?
Apparently they don't want you on there.
ITS MYSPACE.
NOT YOURSPACE.
SIX
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend,
that's what's up!!!
SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have MySpace
and look like sluts, and act like whores
go somewhere else because nobody
wants you here..
And Parents
quit blaming myspace for your kid being
a hooker, she was a hooker before
myspace, and she'd be a hooker without it!
What does that say about your
parenting skills? Think about it!
EIGHT
People who have to BEG for pic comments, etc, should get a hint.
People dont care about your little pics of yourself that you took in the mirror.
Real friends will look without being asked.
NINE
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
TEN
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
ELEVEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog
tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna eat your mom"
IT'S NOT TRUE. GROW UP.
Gentleman... I give you our most advanced weapon for the war on terrorists... Charlie Chaplin!!!
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 vsrkuahrkjvgrekjvher · Mon Jul 14, 2008 @ 03:22pm · 1 Comments |
Sluts can look pretty too!!!