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Lol. These are two conversations between my cousin, Tim, and me. :’D I didn’t stop laughing for two hours after these conversations.
Setting: This went down while we were watching a movie with Jet Li and some white dude showing off his ninja moves.
*The following contains stereotypes and smartass talking & My Cousin does have red hair.*
Remington: The White dude can do that crap he isn’t Asian.
Tim: Well, Jackie Chan can do that s*** and he isn’t Asian.
Remington: … uh… Yeah he is.
Tim: … no he isn’t dumb s***.
Remington: Yeah he is.
Tim: Jackie Chan is Chinese NOT Asian.
Remington: Chinese IS Asian.
Tim: No dumb a**. Chinese is Chinese and Asian is Asian.
Remington: Asia is a continent and China is a country and China is INSIDE the continent Asia.
Tim: Liar.
Remington: I’m right dude.
Tim: *Goes to get a map.* … where is Asia?
Remington: Here. *points to all of Asia*
Tim: *Googles* ....damnit.
Remington: See… I told you.
Tim: Asswipe.
Remington: I love you too.
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Tim: Hey Rem.
Remington: What?
Tim: What are the ugly little men with red hair that hunt for gold by the end of rainbows?
Remington: They’re Leprechauns.
Tim: Oh.
Remington: … and for a side note they protect their gold and you only get it if you can catch the Leprechaun. wait... why did you want to know in the first place?
Tim: I am a Leprechaun.
Remington: What the hell are you talking about?
Tim: I AM A LEPRECHAUN. i haz red hair and iz huntin’ fur sum munieez.
(Tim really did say that entire sentence like that.)
The End.
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 thecitieslights · Sun Jul 13, 2008 @ 05:01am · 0 Comments |
