Lmao. Today was the best day so far in my LIFE. Okay, over exaggerate much but it was kick a**. :] Okay, first all the adults got D-R-U-N-K, Drunk. It was too good, everyone was dancing, drunk, passing out, or flirting. I ate ribs and tri-tip till I got sick, I blew s**t up, and got my groove thang on with a few of my favorite guests ;D. But NOTHING was better than the quotes,
“Eh! Eh! … he is wearing a lime-green g-string.”
"Boots? Boots? Who said boots?" "I didn't say boots I said coat hanger..." "Why do we need a coat hanger?" " 'cause I said so..."
"What?"
“A beer will not get him drunk…” “I didn’t say one beer…”
“Rat-b*****d.”
“I gotta drink some more this is my house…”
“Is this what Tim is like after 7 or 8 beers?” “No… this is him after 12 or 13.”
“What does… L-M-A-O mean?” “Laughing My a** Off.” “… oh.. then what is she doing?”
Lmao. Too ******** awesome.
ily. iSkeleton
thecitieslights · Sat Jul 05, 2008 @ 09:50am · 1 Comments |