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This is a small introductory to my upcoming text comic "Phantasy Star Oh Crap!". It will focus on the humorous parts of Phantasy Star Online, as well as making the lives of the cast a living hell.
The story begins where PSO 1&2 + Left off. Falz defeated, Flow destroyed. Basically, the whole Pioneer 2 crew is worried something else is down there, but the precautions are the same. Hunters, Rangers, and Forces go down to Ragol and kill monsters.
The characters:
 Campaigner
An eccentric hunter who excels in using slicer type weapons. He also uses whatever he can, but slicers are his maor strength.
 Mareo
Campaigner's friend. He may look friendly, but below his annorexic appearance lies a deadly killer. Sorta like Kireek, but less metallic. Excels with partisans and large swords.
 Aya
Campaigner's 10 yr old cousin. Despite her age, she's amazingly smart, and excels in using claw weapons. She's also more perverted than a 10 yr old should be. (See Kouzette from Excel Saga, ep. 26)
 Naomi
An android who was given to Campaigner in a will. She is a very emotional android for the year she was made, but is still Campaigner's friend nonetheless. She avoids fighting if possible, but when she must fight, she uses a powerful gun that rivals the power of a supernova.
 Uriel
A powerful force who uses a legendary Nodachi. Campaigner knows him as a close friend, but contact is severed almost all the time. Excels in the Grants Technique, and uses another powerful weapon, known only as "ancient saber".
That's the main cast. They'll do all sorts of crazy crap.
Quick sample of what the comic will be like:
Campaigner: "Where did you go, Aya?" *echoes in the vast forest*
Aya: "Behind you!" *laughter*
Campaigner: "Why did you do that? There's hundreds of monsters here, and I don't want you getting hurt!"
Aya: I'm capable of handling myself! You are the one who needs protecting!
Campaigner: What?! Your body isn't fully developed yet! You can't handle intense combat like I can!
*A hildeblue appears, freezing Campaigner*
Aya: You dirty ape! Don't hurt my cousin!
With a fast swing of her panther claw weapon, the hildeblue falls dead. Campaigner thaws out at that moment.
Campaigner: What happened?!
Aya: Who was it you said needs protecting? *hildeblue is dead behind her*
Sometimes, it will be the serious type of humor, then other times, it's just so stupid, that you can't help but laugh at it.
 Campaigner · Fri Aug 12, 2005 @ 07:19pm · 2 Comments |
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