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Two Drunks Thoughts
Miss. Peanut-Butter and Piccolo_Drago stumbled down the roads of Durem. They had gone to the bar to celebrate the return of Gino. Piccolo_Drago didn't really care who Gino was, but she happily agreed to get s**t-faced with Miss. Peanut-Butter. "We all love him dearly, after we saw him oh so clearly!!!" They sang together off key.
"This was your best *hic* idea ever, Butter head!"
"Why thank you my dear *hic* Piccolo!"
"You've got to wonder though," Piccolo_Drago paused to drink the beer that was clutched in her hand, "how can a boy *hic* fall into the ocean, and not only live for a couple of months, but become really hot afterwards? *hic*"
"That, Piccolo, is a mystery."
"But its a mystery that needs to be answered. Maybe Gino is a robot!"
"That dosen't explain how he got handsomer..er."
"*hic* Maybe theres somethin' in the water that mutated him?"
"That dosen't support your robot theory."
"Well, what about you, huh?? You have any thoughts on *hic* this?"
"I think he got stranded on an island and was taken care of by some weird native."
"Makes sense to me!" Piccolo_Drago raised her beer bottle and gulped the last drop of beer down.
"What about this Ian *hic* fella?" Piccolo_Drago asked
"Huh, Ian...hes gonna kill Gino."
"Really?" Piccolo's eyes widened. "Poor Gino."
"Oh, hes gonna fail."
"But you said hes gonna kill Gino."
"I figure one of three things will happen, 1)Gino will wake *hic* up. 2)Sasha will walk in. And 3)He'll have a sudden change of heart"
"But what if its not really *hic* Ian?" Miss. Peanut-Butter glared at her. "Whaddya mean?"
"What if its a Ian imposter?"
"Well that complicates things, don't it?
"Yea, what if its the sniper, come to finish the job?!"
"Don't worry your *hic* coon tail off."
"Its attached to my butt. So don't worry." She grinned.
They had arrived at Miss. Peanut-Butters house by then. Piccolo_Drago said good night and left for her house, only to fall three feet away and sleep on the ground. Needless to say, both girls woke up with serious hangovers.
The End
 Miss. Peanut-Butter · Sun Aug 07, 2005 @ 01:23am · 0 Comments |
