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Once upon a time,there was a donkey named Apples.Who lived in the magical forest of Montana.He went to the local Walmart to pack up on weapons,to kill the evil witch,Snow White.As he flew through the doors......Hitler was there waiting for him.As Hitler said with joy,"Vamanestrysin Walmart!!!!!!!"Hitler threw a hand gernade on the floor.Apples flew over and killed Hitler with his magical banana ray.Hitlers head blew up.Then the cops came and arrested Hitler.As Apples took all the stuff he needed he walked to the door.The cashier stoped him and said,"Where did you get all that stuff young man."Then the cops came and arrested the cashier.Apples hotwired an ice cream truck that had a key in it.The owner of the truck came out and screamed,"Hey someone call the the police that donkey is trying to steal my truck!!!"Four hours later the cops show up and started beating him up.The owner yelled,"Police brutality!"as a voice yelled,"Finish him!"The swat team came over and started poking the owner.(Hey...poking people isn't very nice....)Apples finally hot wired the ice cream truck.Apples drove the car away but only seconds later kids were following the truck with money in their hands.Apples stoped the car and reversed it to see what the kids wanted.He heard a few 'thuds' but he thought it was just bigfoot.He stuck his head out the window but no one was there only a puddle of red liquid.

To be coutinued......