It's closing time at Santa's Work Shop.All the elves had gone home for the night,and Mrs. Clause had gone to one of Santa's friends house in a short mini skirt.(I wonder why....).Santa had just finished locking all the doors.He walked slowly towards his work shop and sat down.He took out a pair and unlocked a drawer.He pulled out a package of white powder,kinda looks like flour,he pulled out a razer and cut it open.He carefully shook some on the desk and pulled out a straw.He sniffed it up."Yummy in my tummy!"he said oviously high.Then suddenly he heard footsteps.He quickly hid the powder and wiped of the desk."Hi Sir, I just forgot my mustard,Sir."said a voice.It was Fred,Santa's top elf."What the F**k do you need mustard for this late."Santa replied."I ran out of milk Sir,and I'm eating Cookie Crisp.""You have Cookie Crisp?!?!?!?!?!?"Santa shouted."I asked if you wanted some yesterday Sir and you told me to 'F**k off'remember?"Fred remarked."Oh yeah!Funny S**t!"Santa chuckled.Just then Fred saw out the window what looked like a reindeer with a gun pointed at Santa!
Mrs. Clause going to Santa's friend's house
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