Ok, so I was like at the store and this guy comes up to me and like said "Gimme all your money!" And I was all like. 'Why would I give you my money? I don't know you so leave me alone and go mugg someone else. Bu he was all like "Give me your damn money!" Then he like got of a gun and pointed it at me so I got out all my money. hen he told em to get some frosen icecream and stuff to put on it. So I went in and got all the stuff, the guy still pointing the gun at me. I payd and gave him the tuff and he said "gimme all the stuff and the money" so i gave it to him, but then he dropped his gun and was thinknig about running, but he pulled out a knife and and put that on my neck. I asked him hat he was going to do with me money and the icecream stuff I bought. Adn he said "I'm going illegal gambling and I'm bring ice cream or the guys" And that gave me a thought so I asked it and said "Are you gay?" and he was all like "Ya I am. Whats it to you?" so I didn't say anything. I heard the police cars coming and he said "Oh mn the fuzz in on my case" and I like kicked into action. I did this weird twist and the knife stabbed the gay bum guy. And the police came and was like "Omg you killed the bum!" And I was liek "No, he was gay and made me buy ice cream and now it;s going to melt and that would be wastefull!" The police made me fill out these forms and then while I was filling it out and I got a papercut. The police started freaking out and called an ambulance and I got inside and we left the gay bum to bleed all over the store becaseu em was a meany. And I went to the E.R. and the doctor and I explained my story and he was like "OMG are you lke hurt?" and I was liek "Ya, I got a papercut!" annd he was like "i'm sorry, papercuts are too serious for us to take care of, I'm afraid your going to die" So I was like "Well, can you get me a bandaid and he was like It's to serious and I was like OMG and I went to my friends house and die of bleeding. I only bleeded a little but the doctor sadi it was really serious and that I would die so I jumped off a cliff insead fo really bleeing to stuf and that papercut really hurt and I really want some ice cream.
 Elmo and Friend · Sat Jan 05, 2008 @ 08:35pm · 1 Comments |
