thats good we all do but... i have some news gcd we have it and well im here to narate well in the land of "Gaia" there is an evil power threatning to claim the masses after the long awaited battle system arrives what has happened is the 300 bartons of of barton3- 100001 arrived early to the battlegrounds where they soon find johnny k gambino anf gino with a legion of grombies at thier control the bartons fight till theyu are down to one man who reaches gino and strangles him with his scarf of nitemares in ginos last dying words
he announces lanzer as the creator of the site and the barton yanks harder and says to gino its not true it just can't be true then a man named bob dobbs walks upon the hillside and sees the mass amount of corpses laying on the ground and proclaims it to be a massacre but then notices the marks and dead grunnies lying around and shruggs it off as the G-corp dumping ground well bob is making "his" way to a man by the name of Mr.sams house in barton4-100001 and on his way to his house he notices an older gentleman by the name of crazy olde man lying in the road passed out face first in the dirt holding a large brown paper bagg and reaking of a spiritual substance ... he assists the olde man and asks him if he would like to acompany him to mr.sams place
the olde man likely obliges to the offer and they then begin their journey to the house of sam while they are on their trek they come across a humanoid shaped creature which goes by the name of Bass ken lakemonster who groans and then looks up at the two travelers and says in a undead voice be you angels? they reply neigh we are but ..... what the hell are we?crazy replies well im an olde man:/ and bob replies i think im a woman?they then notice that he is a grombie and slowly back away from him they remember their halloween of 05 training and retrieve shotguns from the forum button.
in their inventory and lock and load then return to the monster of bass ken lake and say how have you survived these years? and why are you only wearing boxers?he replies well i lost a bet ... and im not sure why im still a grombie and why i havn't bitten you yet he slowly thinks about easting the two but then decides against it and continues his trek down the path of righteousness we all know as the gcd.the two arrive at sams house and give him a great big hug and grab him by the colla and yell off to the battle grounds! sams struggle was nothing against the twos enthusiam and troll worthy strength they meet up with liam and moira at the battlegrounds and announce that the battle grounds are now open to the masses but only if you have donated 5$ worth of money to the site.
the olde man grabs liam by the head and smashes it into the left side of the battlegrounds header in the announcement and yells this is not runescape i do'nt pay to play b***h!! then tears off moiras shirt and bra infront of the whole gaian community this action enfuriates the parents of the younger gasians and they return to this action with a lawsuit and a permanent banning orf crazy olde man.in the heat of the moment fleep grabs his mouse and dev pack and heads over to the bs to stop the glitches and errors that come with every new release on gaia the whole world is thrown into chaos and the zurg land in the middle of the battleground and release a probe to search the city forum for the infamous botts
the botts begin to replicate exponentially as for to many n00bs who were drawn to he darkside by seeing how much it costs to get a nitemare scarf and the probes return to the craft and announce that to all gaians that all accounts with more than 3 numbers in their name will be banned from the world and sent to the void of permanite bannination all users in a massive strike against this add 5 numbers to their name and then during a massive server rewrite all of gaia is erased from existance the end.
do you see what happens when i get bored gcd?
