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I Believe... *Update-3/22/10* |
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Okay, so I got random during my Math class on Monday, so I started making a list and I'm going to call it 'I Believe', kinda like the Blue Collar guys, only mine's more like a list poem. So I hope you enjoy. Some of these make sense, some are totally outrageous, but this is all for good fun and most I do believe. I might add more later if they come to me and you can post some of your own if you like ^_^.
I Believe
1. I believe there is a Hell. It's a classroom doing Algebra for all eternity.
2. I believe pirates are cool.
3. I believe that if you have something to say, you can say it without having to worry about others saying that you're racist or gay, or anything else that can hold you from keeping and expressing an opinion.
4. I believe that if you're going to live in America, you need to learn English. Just because you know Spanish or Italian, doesn't mean I do, too.
5. I believe fighting isn't the answer, but black eyes are funny.
6. I believe everyone shouldn't be judged because of your religion but by your actions and personality. Just because I'm Wiccan doesn't mean I'm evil, it only means I believe in nature. Learn before judge.
7. I believe video games are unhealthy, but when you've got to level up your Flux Rifle, you've got to sit on your a**.
8. I believe Larry the Cable Guy should be president.
9. I believe rap is s**t and gives me headaches, but then again so does headbanging to rock.
10. I believe I will push the damn button, even if you tell me not to.
11. I believe that my brother and I should have a Last Man Standing match, but to do so he's going to need some water and a bucket.
12. I believe Pluto isn't a planet because Marvin the Martian blew it up.
13. I believe wrestling is fake, but Triple H makes it soooo worth it.
14. I believe Triple H has a nice a**, and I know there'll be those that'll back me up on that one.
15. I believe this list is what I believe in and has been started because I get bored in school easily.
16. I believe that aliens came to Versailles in France, made crop circles, left, and we've been taking care of them ever since. If you want to see what I mean, click HERE. This was a result of History class.
17. I believe that it is in fact all fun and games until someone looses an eye, but after that it's just hilarious.
18. I believe that when you dance in the middle of a department store aisle, it may be proof that you may be loosing your mind. But just make sure you're having fun!
19. I believe that when you pout your lips and call her pookie, you must be a Renthead.
20. I believe that if you've ever roleplayed and forget whether or not a character has a staff in their possession but remember that another character has been carrying a bloody finger (as proof of a kill because they are an assassin) in their pocket since the beginning, there is something wrong there.
21. I believe that it doesn't matter what anyone else says, the only difference between a truckload of s**t and Twilight is the truck.
I'll write more later.
 OrliDeppgrl1526 · Tue Nov 06, 2007 @ 06:10pm · 1 Comments |
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