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"Setting up a dating agency for blind pandas gave Abby a 14 inch hard-on." "Once cupid hit Kyuu with a love arrow so Kyuu shot cupid with a die arrow." "Kai-Chan always suggests violence as the number one remedy to household chores, war and limescale." "Fall Out boy didn't fall, Amanda pushed them." "It was Nolan who taught jesus how to walk on water." "Chuck Norris once raped a kitten." "Felicia once made a Christmas tree out of human body parts." "Kuri-Chan doesn't have AIDS but gives it to people anyway." "Meagahn has slept with more people then Gene Simmons." "Dinosaurs were created when Crab had sex with a gecko." "Suzaku is the only person in the world who can ejaculate over a baby elephant." "Hono once ate three whole bags of chips and then blamed it on the anorexic girl next door." "Every time Hono sneezes, Father Christmas kills an elf." "Once, Koharu lobbed a turtle at Bono." "Yohii broke yet another record. Climaxing nine times in twenty-four minutes." "Once a ninja tried to cut off Kichi's hair. The knife was destroyed." Funnies from factorizer.co.uk KyraTidrox2112 · Sun Jul 15, 2007 @ 04:50am · 1 Comments


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Mon Jul 16, 2007 @ 05:08am

Chelsea Connor banged 20 PC's and never got a virus. (Because she's just that awsome)

The Reason Emo's Cut Themselves is Cuz They're Not Na-Chan

Na: YES!!!!! CUT EMO KIDS CUT!!

Every Saturday, Na-chan throws emo's on a bonfire and dances around it in war paint

Na:but but but I <3 Emo boys T-T

Even though most of the facts submitted here aren't gender-nonspecific, Meaghan doesn't care. She can be whatever sex he wants itself to be. (Hellz yes)

Nolan was originally cast to play Arnold Jackson on Diff'rent Strokes. Unfortunately every time Nolan said, "whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Willis s**t himself.

Kai-Chan Created A New Sport Involving Chain Saws and Babies

Na:I wanna pway Kai-Chan

In order to communicate with other people, Kai-Chan invented language

Kyuu molests people via Drive-thru ^^ yush

Kyuu uses fish oil as lubricant.

Kyuu is the only person alive today to successfully have made a carrot pregnant

Al Qaeda is part of Na-Chan's Evil Empire

Na:Muahahahaha

Na-Chan is the only documented person to get seasick on an aeroplane.

Calm for Na-Chan is rolling around on the floor pretending to be a spy

Kyuu: NA STOP ROLLING ON THE FLOOR YOUR GETTING CAT HAIR ON THE CARPET!
NA: T-T Why Kyuu? Why?

Kuri-Chan doesn't need to swallow when eating.

Humongous was a word created because there were no words to describe Na-Chan at the time being

Kyuu enjoys the occasional placenta-shake with a side of abortion afterwards

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