i was talking to my emo friend corey the other day. i asked him what does it really take to be emo. he told me everything he knew. but he mentioned sumthing that caught my interest. he mentioned that a lot of emos cut themselves. thats when it hit me.
i ran outside and yelled at my lawn. i told it that it would never acomplish anything and that nobody will ever understand it. corey saw what i was doing and asked me why i was yelling at the damn grass. i told him i wanted the grass to be emo. he asked me why and i simply explained that i would never have to cut the grass ever again if it was emo-it would cut itself.
yes, this is a incredibly long and pointless way to get to a pun. and if you are emo, and this "offends" you, get over yourself and accept your lifestyle. thank you.
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 Spade6sic6 · Thu Jul 05, 2007 @ 10:29pm · 6 Comments |
