eek omg the other day there was this man riding down the street really really....really slow.......on his lawn mower.... wtf could he have been thinking at the exact moment he hit the road? now i had a typical 'me' moment and started cooking up reasons why he would do something that seemed so weird....and heres how they went :
maybe he and his wife got into it about him not mowing the lawn enough then finally she got him to mow the lawn and when she went inside he got the mower started and when he got to the end of his lawn he decided '******** it' and kept going...
OR
maybe his car ran out of gas and he was running up to the store to get some more...poor soul
OR
maybe (since he is old and all) he was tired of pushing around his wheel chair (if he has one) and thought that a mower would be the perfect way to get around (although its hard to sneak up on people)
and then after i got through making all that up it started raining on the poor guy so he turned around after almost making it to the corner and started back toward his house... he went inside and i had the sudden erge to steal his mower but thought better of it. he likeded his mower..... and people call me crazy....psh!....unless i was imagining it...then i suppose they would be right....
Detachable_Head · Sat Jun 30, 2007 @ 02:48am · 0 Comments |