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Just want to share with you these
jokes forwarded to me by my friend for
the sake of laughing without prejudice
to our dear husbands OR partner.
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?", I asked,
after folding the items the woman
wished to purchase. As she fumbled for
her wallet I noticed a remote control
for a television set in her
purse. "So, do you always carry your
TV remote?" I asked. "No," she
replied, "but my husband refused to
come shopping with me, and I figured
this was the most evil thing I could
do to him legally."
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple is driving down a country
road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to
an argument and neither of them wanted
to concede. As they passed a barnyard
of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband
asked sarcastically, "Relatives of
yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-
laws."
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife
about how many words women use a
day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The
wife replied, "The reason has to be
because we have to repeat everything
to men..."
The husband then turned to his wife
and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I
don't know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time.
The wife responded, "Allow me to
explain. God made me beautiful so you
would be attracted to me; God made me
stupid so I would be attracted to
you!"
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an
argument about who should brew the
coffee each morning. The wife
said, "You should do it, because you
get up first, and then we don't have
to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge
of cooking around here and you should
do it, because that is your job, and I
can just wait for my coffee." Wife
replies, "No, you should do it, and
besides, it is in the Bible that the
man should do the coffee." Husband
replies, "I can't believe that, show
me." So she fetched the Bible, and
opened the New Testament and showed
him at the top of several pages, that
it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some
problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly,
the man realized that the next day, he
would need his wife to wake him at
5:00 AM for an early morning business
flight. Not wanting to be the first to
break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote
on a piece of paper, "Please wake me
at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew
she would find it. The next morning,
the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM and he had missed his
flight. Furious, he was about to go
and see why his wife hadn't wakened
him, when he noticed a piece of paper
by the bed. The paper said, "It is
5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds
of contests. God may have created man
before woman, but there is always a
rough draft before the masterpiece.
Be more concerned with your character
than your reputation... your character
is what you really are... while your
reputation is merely what others think
you are....
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