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So, I've discovered what my big problem with chain letters is. It's not what they're asking, really. I don't mind the world knowing that I like somebody, because that's what they're usually about, it's the consciquiences of I don't. Listen, there's only one person here that runs my life and decides how shitty it's going to be, and that's me. The Gods can throw what ever sort of mess they want at me, I can still choose to be an optimist and see the glass half-full. I could be plauged with Coyote medicine and it wouldn't matter, because I know how to deal with that sort of thing. You could say that Coyote has a certain attatchment to my family--he's no staranger. Anyway!

I'm tired of all these thigns telling me that if I don't forward it, then I'm going to have no love live for a bazillion years and I'll never have sex ever again! Okay, first off, I can live without sex. It actually isn't that bad. Second off, I'm a girl, and one that's not too shabby looking. If I truely wanted to and tried even a little bit, I could find somebody willing. And if that fails? Well, there's always prostitution...
And a love life? Well, seeing as I've already learned how to be compleatly happy with myself as a single entity and can live just fine as a Hermit, I don't see how this is much of a problem. We got the sex thing covered and if I truely felt I needed to fufill my humanly duty and have a kid, there's these magic little institutions called Sperm Banks where I can go and choose the genes I want my kid to have. And then I wouldn't have to deal with any of that relationship business. Ah, who am I kidding? I like the relationship business. Not the point, though. There are ways around not haveing a love life. Next point!

What's with all these "a super ugly ghost girl that was murdered by her Prom King, jerk-a** boyfriend will coe to your window and kill your whole family" letters? Are you kidding me? If I was a ghost, I'd be so offended! Like I have time to track that letter through cyber-space and kill people who aren't doing it. Do you know the amount of energy that would take?! Seeing as ghosts can't even really materialize on this plan anyway, I can't see how they could kill you. Maybe drive you crazy enough to jump off a bridge, but that could take a long time and there's a lot of people to take care of. Plus, who's to say that they won't just Commit themselves and end up tied to a bed in a padded room? How are they going to find a bridge then? plus, I know how to deal with those supernatural things, so there.

Who has time enough to think these up anyway? Get. A. Hobby. Go bird watching or something! There's no need to waste your time comign up with these thigns, because you're only feeding the gullibility of society and annoying people like me. As much as I love writing these rants about it (hey, don't judge. I can't sleep and at least I'm thinking, right?) I would rather just not see it at all. there really is no reason. I'm sure that the ghosts can find people to haunt just fine on their own and Cupid has been shooting and looking over people by choice alone for centuries! Just because you needed a way to explain your emo-ness.
"I didn't pass that chain letter and the girl I like won't date me! *cries*" Alright, grow a pair and then go talk to her. Sensitive is alright, but there should only be one woman in the relationship (unless it's lesbians, but that's a compleatly different story...). Chicks like confidence, plain and simple. Get some confidence, establish a relationship, and then see how things go from there.

Just because you needed a way to explain your psychosis without admiting it.
Dude, you're still crazy with or without the chain letter. If you're seeing people tryign to kill you and you're the only one seeing it, chances are you're hallucinating. Either get off the drugs, or get on some. Lipitor is your friend.

In conclusion: keep your sorry excuses to yourself, go see a psychitrist, and take up bird watching.