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Right. I don't people understand this:
I don't accept friend requests. AT ALL.
I don't care if you want to know me better, I don't care
if you don't think of yourself as a newb.
THIS ISN'T MYSPACE.
If you can't cope with a little sarcasm, then don't even
bother. I'm not mean, I'm just blunt and speak my mind.
However, if the word 'mean' is the new term for being
sarcastic, then yeah, I guess that's what I am.
I've been receiving questions like the ones below for
quite a while. Step into my shoes if you get the chance
and see it from my point of view - it's annoying. Do you
honestly expect me to be nice and polite after all the
PMs and comments?
LEARN HOW TO TAKE A JOKE. rolleyes
And yes, that's right, I cuss.
Get over it. Life isn't all about rainbows and magic and
fairy tales. Face reality, people.
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F R E Q U E N T L Y A S K E D Q U E S T I O N S
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Q: Make me a profile! TekTek me! Give me gold! BE MY
FRIEND!
A: No, no, no, and NO.
Q: Why not?
A: 'Cause I'm a b***h.
Q: I GOT HACKED/BANNED HELP HELP HELP! How did
you get your account back?
A: I filled out a report and waited. That's all there is to it. I got
scammed two years ago as well, waited 9 months, and they
returned the item to me. The mods DO read your reports.
Be patient.
Q: Why is it that whenever I click on my journal, it leads me
straight to yours instead?
A: It's a glitch. Someone told me the developers are working
on it; I have nothing to do with it.
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P R O F I L E R E L A T E D Q U E S T I O N S
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Q: How do you make profiles?
A: I wave my shoelace around and say a few magic words.
Honestly, this question has an infinity answers ... be more
specific.
Q: What program do you use?
A: Adobe Photoshop CS3 and ImageReady CS2. You can get
a 30-day trial here for the newest version.
Q: Can you help me with my profiles? How do you ____ ?
A: What with my busy schedules and activities, sorry, but no.
That's what the Profile Discussion is for.
Q: I love your profile! Can I use it and give you the credit?
A: NO. End of story.
Q: Can I view your codes?
A: I'd prefer it if you don't, but if you really want to, and you're
gonna use it, remember to credit me.
Q: What's with all this bitching about over-inspiration?
A: Don't even get me started.
Q: You charge 3OOk?!
A: Yep.
Q: Your profiles are WAY too expensive!
A: I know. (:
Q: Can you make me one for free?
A: Nope.
Q: How did you get spotlighted?
A: The admins sent me an invitation PM.
Q: OMG STRIPERZ!!21@11 UR A PERVERT!@1@!111!11!!!11
A: 1) they're pin-up girls. 2) I'm a girl and I'm straight. 3) it's
called vintage. 4) the way you type makes my head bleed.
Q: It's splotchy, it's small, it's messy and it's random. And
you think you're worthy of the spotlight?
A: 1) I may be conceited, but not conceited enough to beg the
admins to feature me. I got featured because I'm ******** fabulous.
2) it's called vintage. Or retro. Whatever. Any one who can't see it
just can't appreciate it and doesn't know what they're
missing.
Q: UHH I DUN LIKE IT M SRY biggrin biggrin biggrin
A: The admins liked it, the PD designers liked it, my
friends liked it, the majority of Gaia liked it. Ling personally told
me she loved it. Should I even care?
Q: What did you get for it?
A: Nothing except for the knowledge of finally knowing how
many stupid (as well as kind, of course :]) people are out there.
Q: Why do you have an add button if you don't even accept
friend requests?
A: I accepted requests before I got featured. I'm not stupid: as
soon as I accepted the invitation to be spotlighted, I blocked it.
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A V A T A R R E L A T E D Q U E S T I O N S
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Q: How did you win the AVA?
A: Be amazing like me.
Q: Seriously, how?
A: 1) Have an amazing avatar. No point if you're entering
with a crappy one. 2) Advertise. I usually put a banner in my
sig to attract attention. 3) Seriously, have an amazing avatar.
Q: How do I know if I have an amazing avatar?
A: When people start commenting every where you go
about how amazing your avatar is. Before I enter, I always
check with the AT to see how I can improve.
Q: Can you give me some tips?
A: There's no strategy. All you need is a really good avatar
that everyone likes. I don't enter nowadays, with the cosplays
taking up all the winning spots, so I can't really help you there.
Q: How many items do you have?
A: Nine thousand billion.
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O T H E R Q U E S T I O N S
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Q: CAN U GIV ME DA ______ IN UR MP STORE??!?!/
A: I DUN DINK SO
Q: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
A: ********. Off.
Q: Do you accept random friend requests?
A: Rarely. No.
Q: Why are you such a b***h?
A: I'm NOT. rofl Honestly? I'm probably the nicest
person you'll ever know. I like to chat, I like to meet new people,
but I'm sensitive. If I don't like the way you type, the way you
act, it irks me and I just don't want to bother. If you piss me off
even more; welcome to my black list.
Q: You got profile spotlighted and you had several AVA wins,
I bet you're really ugly cuz you spend all your time on Gaia!
A: You know, there's this airplane pose you can make with
your fingers by sticking your thumb, middle finger, and pinky
out. That pose. Yeah, I can't do it. I don't know why. My brother
can, but I can't, and for the life of me, I can't figure out why.
Profiles and avatars may be just like that to you. Not for me. It
comes naturally for me. I spend just as much time IRL than
on Gaia. Just not that much on the plane pose, I STILL don't
know how to do it.
And I'm prettier than you. cool
Q: Why won't you reply to my PM?
A: Maybe because a) I'm lazy, b) you've randomly PMed
me, and I hate random PMs, c) you're begging, or d) you're asking
one of the questions from above.
 Emesque · Sat Apr 26, 2008 @ 04:00pm · 57 Comments |
