Has anyone seen my boyfriend?

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Answers to Daveybelle, Rellik San, Gimp Boy, Oi, You and f**.
Was last seen about 12pm Thursday 26th July 2007.
Long brown hair, which he should straighten but rebels and doesn't :@
6 foot 5
And talks funny, not in a haha funny either. He says BUZ instead of Bus and ARRR instead of R.


I misses him and I have no bunneh's to cuggle.

NO NOT BECAUSE I ******** SKINNED THEM BEFORE SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING COCKY!


And he doesnt't believe in answering phones

Discussss

Missing things like gone not emotionally missing.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps
Do you have lager in america?  

[The Dadalorian]

the phone thing made me lol  

[The Raining Soul]

The straightening his hair thing was pretty funny....I can't imagine a guy straightening his hair...  

[-Isel-]

We have lagers.

I can't get enough of them

Dos Equis Ámbar, it's a Vienna-style amber lager.  

[-Isel-]

EmoJirachi

The straightening his hair thing was pretty funny....I can't imagine a guy straightening his hair...

I used to do it all the time when my hair was long

....

Now I wish I had long hair again.  

[Rellik San]

EmoJirachi

The straightening his hair thing was pretty funny....I can't imagine a guy straightening his hair...

It makes me look like a gay goth, and though she won't admit it, she has a thing for attractive goth guys.  

[Rellik San]

-Isel-

We have lagers.

I can't get enough of them

Dos Equis Ámbar, it's a Vienna-style amber lager.

San Miguel pwns all in my opinion.

Though lately I prefer my Ales.  

[The Raining Soul]

Rellik San

EmoJirachi

The straightening his hair thing was pretty funny....I can't imagine a guy straightening his hair...

It makes me look like a gay goth, and though she won't admit it, she has a thing for attractive goth guys.

But goth and emo dudes with long hair = AWESOME  

[[Ashes][is][Ashes]]

It really depends on your point of view, Jirachi.  

[Rellik San]

EmoJirachi

Rellik San

EmoJirachi

The straightening his hair thing was pretty funny....I can't imagine a guy straightening his hair...

It makes me look like a gay goth, and though she won't admit it, she has a thing for attractive goth guys.

But goth and emo dudes with long hair = AWESOME

Except I'm neither and never will be, I AM METAL!  

[The Dadalorian]

Rellik San

EmoJirachi

Rellik San

EmoJirachi

The straightening his hair thing was pretty funny....I can't imagine a guy straightening his hair...

It makes me look like a gay goth, and though she won't admit it, she has a thing for attractive goth guys.

But goth and emo dudes with long hair = AWESOME

Except I'm neither and never will be, I AM METAL!

FOR METAL!!!!  

[The Raining Soul]

Soviet Mudkipz

Rellik San

EmoJirachi

Rellik San

EmoJirachi

The straightening his hair thing was pretty funny....I can't imagine a guy straightening his hair...

It makes me look like a gay goth, and though she won't admit it, she has a thing for attractive goth guys.

But goth and emo dudes with long hair = AWESOME

Except I'm neither and never will be, I AM METAL!

FOR METAL!!!!

AYE! FOR METAL! THEN FOR EMO(even though he's not really emo)! THEN FOR THE LESS LIKED GOTHS! *holds up a bottle of Barbican and chugs it down*  

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EmoJirachi

Soviet Mudkipz

Rellik San

EmoJirachi

Rellik San

EmoJirachi

The straightening his hair thing was pretty funny....I can't imagine a guy straightening his hair...

It makes me look like a gay goth, and though she won't admit it, she has a thing for attractive goth guys.

But goth and emo dudes with long hair = AWESOME

Except I'm neither and never will be, I AM METAL!

FOR METAL!!!!

AYE! FOR METAL! THEN FOR EMO(even though he's not really emo)! THEN FOR THE LESS LIKED GOTHS! *holds up a bottle of Barbican and chugs it down*

...Just no.  

[[Ashes][is][Ashes]]

Please excuse me as I go and scream into a pillow.  

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