Ask L Game! O:

[xX_Elysium_Xx]

I found this ask L game thing...
he pisses me off! why can't HE give me a descent answer?! D;

L! WILL YOU MARRY ME?!

 

[aeonfan95]

cry hes so mean  

[SakuDeath]

o3o
L is a meannie. Who would have thought? o___O  

[xX_Elysium_Xx]

ME:"Did Raito die?"
L: "That's an odd question"
ME:"So is he alive?"
L: "Your ability to ask a descent question is depressingly faulty"
ME: "Why do you repeat yourself?"
L: "Certainly"
ME: "It's annoying. Do you know that?"
L: "... ... ...oh... were you expecting me to answer you?"
ME: "Yes, I was. Why don't you give me a descent answer?"
L: "Yeah, when hell freezes over"
ME: "Why are you being so mean to me?"
L: "Aye"
*omg an answer I never gotten before! xD*
ME: "Why are you nice to Misa and Raito?"
L: "If I could lower my amazingly high IQ to the miniscule logic of your brain, I could possibly answer that"
ME: "Are you thinking of new ways to make me feel stupid?"
L: "Indeed"
ME: "Why?"
L: "You won't like my answer"
ME: "Why?"
L: "Your brain must be the size of a peanut"
ME: "Why do you think that?"
L: "Wha?"
ME: "Why don't you give me descent answers?"
L: "I quit"
ME:"Last question, Who do you think which L successor would've took your place?"
L: "My subconcious says no"
ME: "You didn't want to pick who would be the next L?"
L: "Is Misa annoying?"

 

[The Marquise]

I asked him to marry me and he said "Certainly."

xd

Boo-yah.


Edit

Me: Are you stupid?
L: Do my socks match?

Me: Do you like cake?
L: If you bring me cake.

Me: bogjfpgjnewfg
L: Ahahaha

Me: Are you bringing sexy back?
L: That is an odd question.

Me: Are you sexy's back?
L: O______O

Me: Are you an alien?
L: *no answer* (It was blank. xD)

Me: Can I rape you?
L: Fo sho.


rofl

 

[BLooDYxxNiGHTS]

Q: L, are you sexy?
A: If I could lower my amazingly high IQ to the miniscule logic of your brain I could possibly answer that

Q: Are you small?
A: Your ability to ask a decent question is depressingly faulty.

Q: So then you ARE small?
A: Ahahahahahaha

Q: Did you know I love you?
A: Aye

Q: Do you love me?
A: Your brain must be the size of a peanut

Q: Can I rape you?
A: I'll have to think about that one, ask again later

Q: Do you want to do Misa?
A: (blank)

Q: Do you want to do Raito?
A: Your odds of getting a nice answer are less than 4%

Q: Can I rape you?
A: Aye

rofl I love this thing.  

[Nillava]

Me: can I have your cake?
L: O____O

Me: will you marry Light?
L: I'll have to think about that one, ask again later.

Me: can i bear your children?
L: Are you on something?

Me: hug me please?
L: Certainly

Me: L do you love me?
L: blank...D;

this is fun  

[Misuki Marishima]

I asked:

Q: Are you dumb?
A: Good question

Q: Do you like dogs?
A: I quit

Q: Is anything going on between you and Light?
A: Your ability to ask a decent question is depressingly faulty

Q: What about Matsuda?
A: Aye

Q: Is Light a Homo?
A: Wha?

Q: Can I steal your cake?
A: Sure

Q: Do you love Raito/Light?
A: That question... *ponder* ...makes me think Raito is Kira

Q: Will you tell me your name?
A: Fo sho

Q: Is Raito/Light Kira?
A: Why not

Q: Is Misa the Second Kira?
A: Good question

Q: Are you L?
A: I am 99.9% sure I'm going to say no.

Q: Do you like Watari?
A: Certainly
(This one makes sense...)

Q: Do you like Near?
A: Sure

Q: Do you like Mello?
A: O___O

Q: Or... do you ADORE Mello?
A: Nay

Q: Do you HATE Mello?
A: Why Not

(Poor Mello)

Q: Do you know you have many fangirls?
A: Aye

Q: Are you addicted to sweets?
A: Do pigs fly?

Q: Did you know you're cute?
A: *blink* no  

[Chibi Kiku-chan]

Me: L, will you marry me?
L: Sure

Me: Are you to sexy for your shirt?
L: I quit

Me: What is your relation with Raitou?
L: Are you on something?

Me: Wanna go on a date?
L: I quit, fo sho, ahahahahahahahahhaha
(I hit ? 3 times)

Me: Can I have some of your cake?
L: Certainly

Me: I LOVE YOU! *Hugs*
L: That question...*ponder*....Makes me think that Raitou is Kira

Me: Wanna share my candy together? *licks*
L: Do pigs fly?

Me: What do you think of Watari?
L: O_______O

Me: Last question. Where should we go for our honeymoon?
L: Is Misa annoying?

Me:ARE YOU SAYING YOU DONT WANNA MARRY ME?
L: Good Question  

[SakuDeath]

Ok, I thought that I could put here some of his answers too.
Let's see what L says~ xd

Q: Are you homo?
A: Your brain must be the size of a peanut.

Q: Do you like Raito?
A: Yeah, when hell freezes over.

Q: Have you ever seen an elephant fly?
A: Aye.
This question was so random...

Q: Do you like anything besides cake or sweets?
A: You won't like my answer.

Q: Would you like to have your own Death Note?
A: Yeah, when hell freezes over.

Q: Have you ever been in love~?
A: Do pigs fly?

Q: Would you like to have a monkey plushie?
A: That question... *ponders* ...makes me think Raito is Kira.
Is there any sense in this? XD

Q: Do you like p0rn?
A: If I could lower my amazingly high IQ to the miniscule logic of your brain I could possibly answer that.
Don't kill me for asking this... >.>U

Q: Did you know carrots are orange?
A: I'll have to think about that one, ask again later.
Randomness power...

And that's all for now. I've run out of ideas for questions. sweatdrop  

[BLooDYxxNiGHTS]

SakuDeath

Q: Do you like p0rn?
A: If I could lower my amazingly high IQ to the miniscule logic of your brain I could possibly answer that.
Don't kill me for asking this... >.>U

rofl  

[Accidental Affinity]

Q: Was sex with Light good?
A: Aye

Q: Are you the seme?
A: Yeah, when hell freezes over

Q: Are you really dead?
A: Your odds of getting a nice answer are less than 4%

lol  

[Monstre_Charmant]

Monstre: Let me bear you children? *glee*
L: Fo sho

Monstre: You're ganster now?
L: If you bring me cake

Monstre: Will cake buy me anything?
L: Do pigs fly?

Monstre: Wanna go back to my place? ( xd )
L: I think I am losing IQ points just having you talk to me


This is an outrage! L is not ganster! He is not rude! Ahh!

Haha, jk, I really enjoyed this game. Everybody else's conversations are pretty dang funny as well. *smile*  

[13Mizu-Chan13]

Me: Is Light Kira?
L: Why not?

Me: Can pigs fly?
L: Maybe

Me: Am I cute? ( xd )
L: wha?

Me: Do you believe in magic?
L: Nay

Me: Do you like Mello?
L: I'll have to think about that one, ask again later/

Me: Is cake good?
L: Sure

Me: Did you know strawberries are red?
L: Yeah, when hell freezes over.

XD THAT WAS TO FUN!!!!!!!!!!  

[saiyoucho]

All answers he gave to me just made him seem like he was a complete idiot. xP
That thing is degrading to L.