Help name the big gay holiday

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Next year I am hopefully going to Gran Canaria or Grand Canary as it's now being called.
And we need a name for the T shirts.
We currently have

'Scousers on tour 2k8' with 'calm down calm down' on the back

'fags and hags'

'puffs and sluts'

There will be 3 gay guys. 2 straight and 3 girls.  

[Rellik San]

I vote for the first one... make sure you have shell suits too. ;3  

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Itll be way too hot.  

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******** yess <3
We might be getting a limo to the airport cause Lewi's dad owns a chaffeur business.  

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You live in Liverpool?  

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Yeah why?  

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Dunno? Just assumed you were in US or something? Most peoples are lol
I be in Norfolk... I hate the damn stereotypes though...  

[Rellik San]

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Dunno? Just assumed you were in US or something? Most peoples are lol
I be in Norfolk... I hate the damn stereotypes though...

And I live up in Riot Town. Ain't that a coinkydink?  

[e x m o t i o n a l]

People always assume i'm American. It sucks... for some reason being called American is like a big insult here. We aren't that different, just less conservative on a whole.  

[Xx-Razorblade-Skittles-xX]

I'm American...and I wish I wasn't =X
So yeah....lame.

Uhh, I like the first and last one.  

[DaisukeOrDark]

I'm an american....

But I vote that you call it

f** train.
And on the back.
Come aboard