Kiss-assing

[Placeo]

While, I was reading the whole deal about kissing Rellik's a** or not, I couldn't help but wonder when do you guys ever kiss a**?

Do you suck up to people when you need some cash? Or when you're trying to win them over as a friend or lover? When you're drunk? When you're applying for a job? When you want to avoid confrontations?

Truthfully, I think I tend to suck up when I feel lonely. Honest flattery really can start long conversations with just about anybody.

What about you guys though?

Or maybe, kiss-assing just isn't something you do?

EDIT: Hold on. I keep reading 'kiss-assing' over and over again, but does it sound better 'kiss-assing' or 'a**-kissing'?  

[ffsghyanbh]

When there's someone I like.

But that's moreso with guys. If there's a girl I like, I don't know how to describe how I act.  

[Placeo]

That's kind of weird to me. I mean that, I tend to react to girls and guys the same in mannerisms.  

[ffsghyanbh]

I seem to be two different people, in that respect.  

[XXX Zombie Porn]

I thought it was a** kissing xD

I don't a** kiss ninja
Not literally.  

[Rellik San]

I've never really kissed a** myself, I've put on fake airs of respect with my mum (hello mummy dear) but she can smell the sarcasm miles away.  

[DaisukeOrDark]

Seeing as I'm really honest with people in the realworld, 'kiss-assing' isn't my thing. Most people annoy me. And I tell them . Be cause I have 'No tact.' But honestly I do. I just dont like people and they deserve to no.  

[The Dadalorian]

tact is for people who aren't witty enough for sarcasm  

[DaisukeOrDark]

Exactly.
But then again most of the people in my highschool arent.  

[The Dadalorian]

most of the world isn't  

[[Ashes][is][Ashes]]

I hate kissing a**. Therefore, I do not kiss a**.  

[e x m o t i o n a l]

and the members tactfully keep their mouths shut while plotting the most effective ways to kiss your asses.
i probably do sometimes, but i think most of the time i'm being genuinely nice. Certain teachers, police officers, and the odd family member. Other than that, i'm not as picky about people as you lot.