You might be a Trekkie if...

[Rigu Ryu]

((Finish the sentence.))
-You say, "Aye-aye, captain," when your teacher/boss/parental unit asks you to do something.
-You wonder where the heck Scotty is when you're about to get your butt kicked by people who are bigger than you.
-This conversation can be heard when you get pulled over for speeding.
Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
You: "Warp 2?"
-You use Klingon/Orion/Romulan curse words.
-You find yourself asking, "What would Kirk/Picard/Janeway/Sisko/Archer do?" when you get into tough scrapes. (See Item 2.)
-When you can't fix something, you want to call in Geordi or Scotty to fix it.
-You have posters of Julian Bashir hanging up all over your room.  

[Matiko-san]

You know you're a Trekkie when...

All you can think about is wanting to explore space like Kirk/Picard/Sisko/Janeway/Archer  

[Rigu Ryu]

-You call your BF/GF "Imzadi". (I do! Well, sorta.)  

[Shiva_Avalon]

You find yourself quoteing the dictionary like Data...  

[todpury]

When you want something you snap your fingers and are shocked to not have it appear in front of you in a blinding flash of light.  

[Rigu Ryu]

todpury

When you want something you snap your fingers and are shocked to not have it appear in front of you in a blinding flash of light.

((You mean that doesn't happen when you snap your fingers?))
-You want to poke irritating people with pain sticks.
-You tap your nametag, and it doesn't beep.
-You find yourself writing essays in Klingon/Vulcan/Romulan.
-You wish transporters were installed in your school.  

[Lord Spyderguy]

Shiva_Avalon

You find yourself quoteing the dictionary like Data...

i do that sometimes. blaugh  

[Shiva_Avalon]

Lord Spyderguy

Shiva_Avalon

You find yourself quoteing the dictionary like Data...

i do that sometimes. blaugh

I do that quite offten...  

[Steel Sterling]

You can refer to some episodes by name.
You have a favourite ship-type, and can debate the relative merits
of it over other types.
You've known the answer to at least one of Steel's trivia questions. wink
You've considered wearing at least one ST toy or prop in public
(or have done so.)
You've done singalongs in Klingon. (I did this, and the scary part,
is that the words were in Klingon, and I knew the pronunciations when
the sheets were handed out.)  

[Rigu Ryu]

-When you watch the movies, you gripe at all the inconsistancies.
-You get into hour-long debates with people on MSN about which ship is better.
-Every time an Excelsior-class ship blows up, you give a cry of happiness.
-When watching the movie "Daddy Day Care", you can translate everything the kid says. (There's a kid who only speaks Klingon.)

The sad thing is, all of these describe someone I know.  

[Matiko-san]

Steel Sterling

You have a favourite ship-type, and can debate the relative merits of it over other types.

I've done this. I love doing it.

Steel Sterling

You've known the answer to at least one of Steel's trivia questions. wink

I don't think I have to answer this. The Trivia thread speaks for itself ^_^.

Rigu Ryu

-You get into hour-long debates with people on MSN about which ship is better.

I've done this.

Rigu Ryu

-Every time an Excelsior-class ship blows up, you give a cry of happiness.

I've never done this. I cry when a ship is destroyed. It's sad to see advanced technology get destroyed.  

[Rigu Ryu]

-If, at your wedding, instead of saying, "I do," you say, "Make it so."  

[todpury]

-You beat the snot out of people who confuse Star Wars with Star Trek, or get the snot beaten out of you trying. (I've done this)

-You watch movies just because they have ST actors in them.

-You've downloaded and have repeatedly watched any show with ST cameos. (Like the absolutely brilliant Futurama "Where No Fan Has Gone Before"!)

-You can recognize all characters by voice. (I know there was a car commercial that Picard voiced, and there was one from the same brand that I think was narated by Janeway, not to mention all the episodes of "National Geographic" that Sisko narrated)

-You refer to your best friend as "Number One".

-You often confuse your remote control for a tricorder.

-You sing the "Life Forms" song in the shower.

-When in a tricky situation you shout "Computer! End program!' and complain that the safety protocols have been turned off.

-Your cat is named Spot.

-Your dog is named Porthos.

-When drinking non-alcoholic brews you refer to them as "synthahol".

-You poke doctors to make sure they're not holograms.

-You do a double-take whenever you see Levarr Burton without his visor.

-Your aware not only of William Shatner's music career, but of Leonard Nimoy's as well.  

[Lindira]

Rigu Ryu

-If, at your wedding, instead of saying, "I do," you say, "Make it so."

lol, I should do this when I have my 5-year vow renewal in Las Vegas at the ST Experience. xd

(I want a traditional wedding first)  

[Takori]

todpury

-You beat the snot out of people who confuse Star Wars with Star Trek, or get the snot beaten out of you trying. (I've done this)

-You watch movies just because they have ST actors in them.

-You've downloaded and have repeatedly watched any show with ST cameos. (Like the absolutely brilliant Futurama "Where No Fan Has Gone Before"!)

-You can recognize all characters by voice. (I know there was a car commercial that Picard voiced, and there was one from the same brand that I think was narated by Janeway, not to mention all the episodes of "National Geographic" that Sisko narrated)

-You refer to your best friend as "Number One".

-You often confuse your remote control for a tricorder.

-You sing the "Life Forms" song in the shower.

-When in a tricky situation you shout "Computer! End program!' and complain that the safety protocols have been turned off.

-Your cat is named Spot.

-Your dog is named Porthos.

-When drinking non-alcoholic brews you refer to them as "synthahol".

-You poke doctors to make sure they're not holograms.

-You do a double-take whenever you see Levarr Burton without his visor.

-Your aware not only of William Shatner's music career, but of Leonard Nimoy's as well.

xd All but a few....all but a few.... *Neelix can be heard crying for culinary assistance in the background*