I started this thread in another guild and I figured we could use one here. Here are some I did.
-----------
Chekov- I wish I had Scotty's accent.
----
Damar- My name is Damar and I'm off Kannar
Weyoun- Are you drunk?
Damar- Well I'm not.
Weyoun frowns.
Weyoun- You are drunk.
Damar- I didn't drink any Kannar.
Weyoun- What did you drink?
Damar- Coors light.
Weyoun- What's that?
Damar- It's the beer that is out here.
Weyoun- Out where?
Damar points to the window.
Damar- Out there.
Weyoun has bad vision.
Weyoun- You know that I can't see you idiot!
-----------
Chekov- You're fired
Kirk runs out crying.
Sulu- You just fired someone that out ranks you.
Chekov- He actually cried. McCoy was right.
Boldly Go - A Star Trek Guild
Reply | ||||||
|
|
Goto Page: 1 2 3 [>] [»|] |