The Yo Momma Thread

[The Master uses Thread]

Thread renamed since you all seem to have degraded yourselves into the lame yo momma jokes. Don't wanna be misleading now! ~ 'Gome

Well~ Seeing as the rest get game threads.
YUURE WANTSTA INVENT ONE! gonk


It should be simple, someone will say a burn, and you simply burn them right back. A way to release steam, or just for the hell of it? I suppose so.

Just don't cry when they say something hurtful, mmkay?
That just ruins the fun.

Me and my friends do this allll the time~


Anyways, I START! xp


You are NOT a beautiful snowflake, you are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.

 

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

-o-[Na Na Na
why so why?]-o-
--o[Souzou shitemite yo]o--

Hmm...I'm not so sure this is a good idea...since some people here are really uber sensitive [i.e. me], but what the heck.



BLONDES ARE OVERRATED, AND THEY DO NOT HAVE MORE FUN THAN ANYONE ELSE.

+~[Just you like]~+

+[Suki na koto]+

-[Hitotsu dake ja nai]-

Lyrics from TIP TAPS TIP by HALCALI.
I forgot where the Jade & Anise icon came from DDD:

 

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

((Hey, good practice for me. I'm awful.)


You are White.


(See? I'm awful. Can we go back to teh slap thread?)  

[Amaunator]

Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson

((Hey, good practice for me. I'm awful.)


You are White.


(See? I'm awful. Can we go back to teh slap thread?)

I find that offensive. I am so not white.

....Ha ha.

 

[Lieutenant--Dan]

This thread SUCKS.

You = burning_eyes .

talk2hand  

[The Master uses Thread]

Yeah well, your momma's so fat, she doesn't have cellulite, she has celluHEAVY.


haddahaddahadda.

 

[Agent-Obvious]

Don't talk bout someones momma being fat when yo momma is so fat that when she goes into outer space the planets starts orbiting around her!  

[Lieutenant--Dan]

[-Tedious-]

Yeah well, your momma's so fat, she doesn't have cellulite, she has celluHEAVY.


haddahaddahadda.

Funny thing is, that's true. xd  

[The Master uses Thread]

@Dan : Seriously? XD

-Poses-
I'm just awesome like that.

@Mack : Oh really? Well yo momma's so fat AND dumb, she say a bus full of white kids and screamed "STOP THAT TWINKIE!".

 

[Fidei Defensor]

Don't make fun of my momma just cuz u live wit 2 dadz. talk2hand  

[Agent-Obvious]

Your momma smells so bad people passes out 100 miles from being around her  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

-o-[Cherry blossom]-o-
--o[doko made mo]o--

Everyone here has resulted to the horrific "yo mamma" jokes.

This thread is proof positive of the decline of western civilization.

*sigh*

And everyone wonders why I hate my own kind, i.e. teenagers. >_>

+~[mai chiru kimi no koe ni]~+

+[SAYONARA FALLIN LOVE]+

-[Sayonara fallin love...]-

Lyrics from Sakura by NIRGILIS, AKA the fourth Eureka seveN OP.
I forgot where the Jade & Anise icon came from DDD:

 

[Lieutenant--Dan]

[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]

-o-[Cherry blossom]-o-
--o[doko made mo]o--

Everyone here has resulted to the horrific "yo mamma" jokes.

This thread is proof positive of the decline of western civilization.

*sigh*

And everyone wonders why I hate my own kind, i.e. teenagers. >_>

+~[mai chiru kimi no koe ni]~+

+[SAYONARA FALLIN LOVE]+

-[Sayonara fallin love...]-

Lyrics from Sakura by NIRGILIS, AKA the fourth Eureka seveN OP.
I forgot where the Jade & Anise icon came from DDD:

Your mom hates teenagers. domokun  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

-o-[Cherry blossom]-o-
--o[doko made mo]o--


You're cheap.

Why? BECAUSE YOU'VE HAD THE SAME STRAWHAT, YUKATA, AND HAIRDOO FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS.

gonk



+~[mai chiru kimi no koe ni]~+

+[SAYONARA FALLIN LOVE]+

-[Sayonara fallin love...]-

Lyrics from Sakura by NIRGILIS, AKA the fourth Eureka seveN OP.
I forgot where the Jade & Anise icon came from DDD:

 

[Fidei Defensor]

I'll have you know I made fun of your alleged gay "parents", and not your mother.

Your mother's too horrific for "yo momma" jokes.