My fav senario is Kia's Mission with the Arabian Prince,
tho all of the screen capes with him are sooo not safe...X3
Instead here's my fave diologs from the mission. no spoilers really
These diologs are The most Hillarious ones in the whole game. OMG my face and sides hurt from lauging so much XD
“Kia: …I’m the best in the world. You should be thankful you got me.
Ali: Oh, so you the best in the world? What exactly are you the best at doing?
Kia: Shooting and sex”
-This diolog lead convieantly to the scean where this next diolog takes place-
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Kia: I’m going to show you a good time. Lay down and spread your legs.
Ali: What?
Ashraf’s eyes open wide
I’m afraid I misunderstood you. There’s no need for me to spread my legs if I’m going to be on top.
Kia made a surprised face.
Kia: Oh you want to ride me? Then hurry up and get on.
Asharf cocked his head at Kia
Ali: Wait, What are you trying to do?
Kia: I’m going to show you the ultimate pleasure
Ali: So, your trying to say your well equipped?
Kia: My magnum is better than anything you’ve ever seen.
Asharf was taken aback for a moment. He regained his composer, and realized that there was a great misunderstanding.
(XD OMG. It’s just too funny ROTFL! Misunderstanding indeed! XD This is what you get when two seme’s fight for dominance…)
Ali: Kia, you’re not thinking of doing anything foolish to me are you?
Kia raised and eye brow
Kia: You don’t think you’re actually going to take me do you?....
Ali: Are you an idiot?! Why do I have to be the one that gets taken?
(Because! Kia’s the top and that’s the way it’s gonna be XD)
Kia: Same to you pal! You think I’m gonna let you ream me?
(XD you tell him Kia!)
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Ali After Kia just finished having his way with him
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Ali: I swear, next time I’ll make it so you won’t be able to stand!! Prepare yourself!!
Kia: Hmm, next time? I guess you really do like my techniques after all.
Ali: No!!! I mean I’ll show you my techniques!! They’re leagues ahead of your little tricks
Kia: Hmm, I’m looking forward to that
Kia did not seem impressed. He obviously figured that next time he would be on top again
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Ali thinking about the shame of having to clean himself out after Kia had his way with him. Since it was his first time with a guy, he didn’t know what to do, but he didn’t want Kia to help him. Kia just told him what to do and left Ali to do it himself
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….It made sense, but it was unbearably shameful to think of.
He also knew he could not hesitate
I just know his creepy sperm will find some way to make me pregnant! And then I’d give birth, and how on earth would I explain that?
It’s absolutely impossible, but I have a feeling that guy’s sperm would find a way to do it.”
(XD OMG! This whole scenario is just too much… you can see why it’s my fav. It’s so damn hilarious!)
One of the C endings in Kia’s Ali mission
one of the funnies ending in the whole game XD*Spoiler*
Ali: You’ve got such cute eyes. I don’t have any strong willed women like you in my harem…I’ve decided!....
You should be happy, Kia. I’ll put you in my harem and make you my second wife
Kia: Wife!? I’m a man!
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Kia: I won’t go!
Ali: I’ve taken a liking to you. You WILL join my harem
Two beefy men held Kia by the arms and dragged him to the plane
Kia: Let me go!!
Ali: I’ll let you go when we’ve arrived in my country, My Honey.
Kia: Ghaaah! Let me go!!
Kia’s screams where drowned out by the roar of the airplanes engines…
Narrator: And so Kia was put into the Arabian Harem, and the Prince loved him very much. They lived happily ever after
Kia: Who’s happy about it?!
Narrator: Uh…The End
Kia: It’s not the end!! You can’t end it like this!!!
Half of the Ali mission endings end with Ali dragging Kia off kicking and screeaming to be in his harem, even the A ending XD. I like this one the best becuase of the Narator comentatry: And so Kia was put into the Arabian Harem, and the Prince loved him very much. They lived happily ever after so funny XD
