The Dangers of Websurfing @ Work.

[Kharybuce]

The Story

So I'm browsing good ol' ebaumsworld at work. Now, my job is fairly easy. I work on campus, so I walk in, punch in, and sit at a computer in case somebody needs something, which they don't. Anyway, I'm surfing, right, and I come accross this audio file for a conversation between Lindsay Lohan and some other slut. Normally, I wouldn't have cared less. The only reason I clicked it was because I was gonna be there for a while, so why the hell not. My boss comes in and tells me she'll be locking up, so that I won't have to when I leave. I give her the okay, and she leaves my office. I click the link, and I can barely hear what this chick is saying, so I turn up the speakers, loud. Even then, I could barely tell what they were saying. I was about to say screw it and close the window when "GAY PORN! I'M WATCHING GAY PORN! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME WATCHING GAY PORN! I HATE MY JOB CAUSE I LIKE GAY PORN!"

I practically s**t myself. The worst of it is, all I would have had to do to shut of the sound is unplug it from the front of the pc, two inches from my right hand, but like a freaked out idiot, I tried to cover the speaker with my hands, and pray that my boss had walked far enough away that she didn't hear that.

She didn't, but my heart was pounding for a good twenty minutes.

Discuss: Office pranks, online pranks, and the dangers of websurfing at work.

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[Cloud0.0Strife]

I don't think this is any of those three but I downloaded what I thought was an FF7 anime (Like FF7: Last Order) but when I opened it, Tifa was giving someone a b*****b. Another time i thought I was downloading an episode of Evangelion but when I opened it, all the NERV staff were having an orgy.  

[Kharybuce]

Cloud0.0Strife

I don't think this is any of those three but I downloaded what I thought was an FF7 anime (Like FF7: Last Order) but when I opened it, Tifa was giving someone a b*****b. Another time i thought I was downloading an episode of Evangelion but when I opened it, all the NERV staff were having an orgy.

blaugh Haha, nice. I think that counts. Funny thing is, I had the opposite happen to me. I downloaded...adult...history...for a class, but when I opened it all I got was the music video for "The Hamster Dance."  

[Cloud0.0Strife]

I've got the CD with the hamster dance.  

[[x] Natasha [x]]

*Hasn't seen the hamster dance*  

[Gunpowder Valentine]

I don't even know what I would have done in that situation. D: probably died.

 

[FlamingChihuahua]

Ouch. Yeah, that'd suck. Never happened to me xd .  

[Kharybuce]

[x] Natasha [x]

*Hasn't seen the hamster dance*

It was big a hundred years ago. It's really annoying. I'm sure you could find it easy on a google search.  

[hellfiremage]

my friend did that once at three in the morning while the rest of his family was asleep.  

[Veinlash]

Kharybuce

The Story

So I'm browsing good ol' ebaumsworld at work. Now, my job is fairly easy. I work on campus, so I walk in, punch in, and sit at a computer in case somebody needs something, which they don't. Anyway, I'm surfing, right, and I come accross this audio file for a conversation between Lindsay Lohan and some other slut. Normally, I wouldn't have cared less. The only reason I clicked it was because I was gonna be there for a while, so why the hell not. My boss comes in and tells me she'll be locking up, so that I won't have to when I leave. I give her the okay, and she leaves my office. I click the link, and I can barely hear what this chick is saying, so I turn up the speakers, loud. Even then, I could barely tell what they were saying. I was about to say screw it and close the window when "GAY PORN! I'M WATCHING GAY PORN! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME WATCHING GAY PORN! I HATE MY JOB CAUSE I LIKE GAY PORN!"

I practically s**t myself. The worst of it is, all I would have had to do to shut of the sound is unplug it from the front of the pc, two inches from my right hand, but like a freaked out idiot, I tried to cover the speaker with my hands, and pray that my boss had walked far enough away that she didn't hear that.

She didn't, but my heart was pounding for a good twenty minutes.

Discuss: Office pranks, online pranks, and the dangers of websurfing at work.

1200th Post!

AHAHAHA wow...
if that happened to me id suck O.o
but then id tell allll my freinds and wed all start laughing
thats ******** hilarious