The Corrupted Wish Game

[Shryle]

The Official Corrupted Wish Game.

You make a wish, and the next person grants it, but corrupts it. And they make a wish, and so on and so forth. xd

For ex.
Person 1: I wish I was a horse.
Person 2: Granted, but you are sold to a glue factory after being used as a work horse until you couldn't work anymore. ....

I wish I had a monkey.  

[Kitanshi]

that's kind of like Animal Farm...
Granted, but it carries a disease that you die from it.  

[Shryle]

autumn_green

that's kind of like Animal Farm...
Granted, but it carries a disease that you die from it.

I did not notice that... You forgot to post a wish. sweatdrop  

[Mirella Von Kier]

I wish I could stop drinking orange juice, it might kill me someday.. o.O burning_eyes  

[Shryle]

Mirella Von Kier

I wish I could stop drinking orange juice, it might kill me someday.. o.O burning_eyes

Granted, but you soon you get sick due to lack of vitamin c.

I wish I had a tail.  

[Mirella Von Kier]

Quote:

Granted, but you soon you get sick due to lack of vitamin c.

I wish I had a tail.

Granted, but soon the zookeepers are gonna get you because they think you're their missing superstar gorilla Modo. o.O domokun

I wish that everyone that were about to watch Naruto had their TV's exploded.. like freaking awesome fireworks. x_x  

[Shryle]

Mirella Von Kier

Quote:

Granted, but you soon you get sick due to lack of vitamin c.

I wish I had a tail.

Granted, but soon the zookeepers are gonna get you because they think you're their missing superstar gorilla Modo. o.O domokun

I wish that everyone that were about to watch Naruto had their TV's exploded.. like freaking awesome fireworks. x_x

xd Granted, but the economy plummets due to the lack of TVs and nerds, but the fireworks rock. And I die.

I wish I had a freakin' driver's license...

Oh, and gorillas don't have tails. sweatdrop
 

[SapphireSara2]

Granted, but you are forbidden to drive by the new law xd
I wish that I could skip to this summer!  

[Shryle]

SapphireSara2

Granted, but you are forbidden to drive by the new law xd
I wish that I could skip to this summer!

Granted, but when it's supposed to be summer vacation, it is in the middle of winter. So that makes pointless to enjoy summer 'n stuff. xd

I wish I had a better jacket right about now.  

[Captain Katinator]

Granted, but then it catches on fire.
I wish I had some chocolate...  

[SapphireSara2]

MaximumMoose

SapphireSara2

Granted, but you are forbidden to drive by the new law xd
I wish that I could skip to this summer!

Granted, but when it's supposed to be summer vacation, it is in the middle of winter. So that makes pointless to enjoy summer 'n stuff. xd

I wish I had a better jacket right about now.

Even better! xd I love the cold haha your attempt to make it bad failed! twisted

Granted, but it's melted. I wish I could visit my sister in Scotland.  

[Shryle]

SapphireSara2

MaximumMoose

SapphireSara2

Granted, but you are forbidden to drive by the new law xd
I wish that I could skip to this summer!

Granted, but when it's supposed to be summer vacation, it is in the middle of winter. So that makes pointless to enjoy summer 'n stuff. xd

I wish I had a better jacket right about now.

Even better! xd I love the cold haha your attempt to make it bad failed! twisted

Granted, but it's melted. I wish I could visit my sister in Scotland.

Then why do you want it summer?
Granted, but Scotland falls victim to Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.
I wish for a damn snow day! xp

@katinator246: Granted, but it's been in my pocket. xd  

[Kitanshi]

whoops... sweatdrop
Granted, but you had school.
I wish there was no swim practice for a week.  

[Shryle]

autumn_green

whoops... sweatdrop
Granted, but you had school.
I wish there was no swim practice for a week.

Granted, but next time you go there, there's a shark, just waiting for you.

I wish my right arm didn't hurt...  

[Kitanshi]

Thanks a lot... rolleyes
Granted but it will never stop hurting!!!
I wish I didn't have to wake up at 4am on Fridays.