Have you ever casually been walking along a store just browsing for pointless crap you don't need?
If so has there ever been the one a*****e who thinks that your jacket is filled with every item sold in the store?
If so I'm going to provide you with multiple ((more or less)) easy tips on how to keep him out of your way!
If so has there ever been the one a*****e who thinks that your jacket is filled with every item sold in the store?
If so I'm going to provide you with multiple ((more or less)) easy tips on how to keep him out of your way!
Tips:
1. Submerge in freakish eye contact and lck your lips constantly. It is important that you DO NOT break eye contact until he leaves.
2. Burst into tears whenever he eyeballs you. Cry harder if he asks what's wrong. Stop immediatly once he leaves. Should he return, repeat until he is not a problem anymore.
3. Ask why exactly he seems to have taken a liking to the general area you are standing in.
4. Ask the question: "Does your store have a solvent that gets blood stains out of clothes, carpet and garbage disposer. If he replies "No." Then ask: "What about Goat's blood?"
5. Find a hard sturdy metal object and swing away.
6. Demand to know what right he has to walk in public due to his "Skin Condition". No condition really needded, this is just an insult.
2. Burst into tears whenever he eyeballs you. Cry harder if he asks what's wrong. Stop immediatly once he leaves. Should he return, repeat until he is not a problem anymore.
3. Ask why exactly he seems to have taken a liking to the general area you are standing in.
4. Ask the question: "Does your store have a solvent that gets blood stains out of clothes, carpet and garbage disposer. If he replies "No." Then ask: "What about Goat's blood?"
5. Find a hard sturdy metal object and swing away.
6. Demand to know what right he has to walk in public due to his "Skin Condition". No condition really needded, this is just an insult.
I'm currently out of tips for now but updates will be made and suggestions are always added along with the name of the "Suggestee".