THE REAL OLD TIME RELIGION
(tune: "Old Time Religion")
(Chorus):
Give me that real old time religion!
Give me that real old time religion!
Give me that real old time religion!
'Cause it's good enough for me!
ASATRU AND ODINISM:
One-eyed Odin we will follow
And in fighting we will wallow
Till we wind up in Valhallow
Which is good enough for me!
I hear Valkyries a-comin
In the air their song is comin
They forgot the words! They're hummin!
But they're good enough for me!
It was good enough for Odin
Though the tremblin' got forbodin'
Then the giants finally strode in,
But it's good enough for me!
We will drive up to Valhalla
Riding Beetles, not Impalas
Singing "Deutschland Uber Alles"
And that's good enough for me!
Shall we sing a verse for Thor?
Though he leaves the maidens sore?
They always come back for more,
So he's good enough for me!
It was good for Thor and Odin
It was good for Thor and Odin
Grab an axe and get your woad on!
And it's good enough for me!
It was good enough for Loki
It was good enough for Loki
He thinks Thor's a little hokey
And that's good enough for me!
Shall we sing in praise of Loki,
Though he left poor Midgard smokey?
Oh, his sense of humor's hokey,
But he's good enough for me!
All the Gods tore into Loki
Saying Deicide is hokey!
And they threw him in the pokey!
And that's good enough for me!
We will worship now with vigor
The goddess known as Frigga
Though there's some who do not dig her
She is good enough for me!
Good old Thor's the god of thunder
Really helps us get our plunder
Tho his head's still truly dunder
He is good enough for me!
If you wanna worship Odin
You don't have to have a coat on
Grab your spear and slap some woad on
And that's good enough for me!
In the halls of Frey and Freyja
All the priestesses will lay ya
If you're good enough, they'll pay ya!
And that's good enough for me!
We will sing a verse for Loki
He's the old Norse god of Chaos
Which is why this verse don't rhyme or scan or nothin'...
But it's good enough for me!
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