That Potter Slash

[pooof_ur_gone]

ok i'm not sure if i'm allowed to do this but none of the mods seem to be on for me toask and there doesnt seem to be a specific place for this sort of thing so forgive me if i made an oopsie but i recently found a hilarious poem about potter slash and everey time i read it i pee myself laughing so i decided to share it. i dont recall exactly where i found it but i want to make it perfectly clear that It Doesn't Belong to Me! so i am not taking credit for it i was just surfing one day and i found it. so here it is
-ps for all the moderators who just want to smack me right now i ish sorry if you like you can just delete my posty or redirect me elsewhere. i didnt know where to put it. sowwies

THAT POTTER SLASH
Trash-I-am! Call-me-Trash!
That Call-me-Trash! That Call-me-Trash! I do not like that Call-me-Trash!
Would you like some Potter slash?
I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.
I do not read that Potter slash.
Would you like some Draco/Ron?
I would not like some Draco/Ron.
Tell them to put their clothes back on.
I do not like that Potter slash.
I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.
Would you like some Lupin/Black? Naked Remus on his back?
I would not like some Lupin/Black. I think I'd have a heart attack. I would not like some Draco/Ron. Tell them to put their clothes back on. I do not like that Potter slash. I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.
Would you read a Seamus scene? Can you see him blowing Dean?
No Seamus/Dean. That's quite obscene. No Lupin/Black. No heart attack. I would not read that Draco/Ron. Tell them to put their clothes back on. I would not read that Potter slash. I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.
Would you? Could you? Harry/Snape? Read it! Read it! No escape!
I would not, could not, Harry/Snape.
You may like it. It's so good. You may like this Percy/Wood.
I would not, could not Percy/Wood. Nor Harry/Snape! Don't think they should. I do not like that Seamus/Dean. I do not like it, sight unseen. I do not like that Lupin/Black. No naked Remus on his back. I do not like that Draco/Ron. Tell them to put their clothes back on. I do not like that Potter slash. I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.
Try James! Try James! Try James! Try James! Could you, would you, Lucius/James?
No Lucius/James! No Percy/Wood! No Harry/Snape! Trash! Understood? I would not, could not, Seamus/Dean. I would not, could not, it's obscene. I will not read that Lupin/Black. I think I'd have a heart attack. I will not read that Draco/Ron. Tell them to put their clothes back on. I do not read that Potter slash. I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.
Say! George on Fred? Or Fred on George? Would you; could you, Fred and George?
I would not, could not, Fred and George.
Would you read some twincest games?
I would not read those twincest games. Not George and Fred. Not Lucius/James. Not Harry/Snape. Not Percy/Wood. I do not like them, Trash. No good. Not Lupin/Black. No Seamus scene. No heart attack. No blowing Dean. I will not read that Draco/Ron. They can all go put their clothes back on!
You do not like that Potter slash?
I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.
Snape and Lupin in the Tower?
I would not want them in the Tower!
Or Harry/Draco in the shower?
I could not watch them in the shower. Or Snape and Lupin in the Tower. I will not read any twincest games. I will not read that Lucius/James. No Fred and George! No Percy/Wood! No Harry/Snape! That understood? I do not like that Seamus scene. I do not like him blowing Dean. I will not read that Lupin/Black. No naked Remus on his back. I do not like that Draco/Ron. It simply DOESN'T TURN ME ON!
[*insert total collapse here*]
I do not like that Potter slash! I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.
You do not like it. So you squick. Try it! Try it! It's not sick. Try it - and it just might click.
Trash! If you will go away, I will try it. Make my day.
[*insert very, very nervous look here*]
[* R E A D I N G *]
Trash! I like this Potter slash! I do! I like it, Call-me-Trash! Get Harry/Draco in the shower. And Snape with Lupin in the Tower... And I will read some twincest games with Fred and George. Then Lucius/James. And Harry/Snape. And Percy/Wood. These fics are really, really good! So I will read that Seamus scene. I want to see him blowing Dean. And I will read that Lupin/Black with naked Remus on his back. And I will read some Draco/Ron. All these pairings TURN ME ON! I do so like this Potter slash! Thank you! Thank you, Call-me-Trash!

i totally heart this thing
Comments are fine even though I didn't write this.  

[Nellynae]

whee Good one! Wonder who wrote it....  

[keya]

hahaahahaha, wow. rofl  

[pooof_ur_gone]

glad ppl like it  

[Dracavia]

I read that on ff.net and loved it.

It's just so funny. biggrin  

[Wicked Cheshire Kitten]

Whoever wrote that is a genius! Pure hilarity.  

[Soren Lowrensen]

That's so grand! rofl I giggles the whole time I read through it! Great... I'd love to meet who ever wrote that....  

[Latter-Day Saint]

Awesome!!
mrgreen

 

[me_in_d_net]

hehe thats funny  

[364 Unbirthdays]

Hah. xD

 

[Sirius Black-Snuffles]

*grins* Endlessly amusing.

And moved! To the proper forum. This falls more with fanworks than pairings alas. Ah well.  

[Zack_F_The_Puppy]

that poem makes me giggle....  

[peace_love_jello]

Lol! That was pretty funny. I'd love to konw who wrote it so I could shower them with gifts expressing my gratitude. xd  

[Jackreins_Minion]

so hilarious! thank you for posting it!!

 

[Lestat De Lioncourt I]

Yay! I love it too.