Disclaimer: I stole this from a poster.
13. Your fake fangs glow in the dark
12: Your white face comes in a tin with a picture of a clown on it.
11: Black cape, Check! Top hat, Check! Acid-Mashed-Denim-Jeans???? What the hell is wrong with you?!
10: Your cape is made of terry cloth and has the words Holiday Inn embroidered on it.
9: No, you can't be a vampire and work at wal-mart!
8: For the last time, your mother's attic does not qualify as a "lair".
7: You change your name from Bernie Weinstein to something really pretentious like "Count Lord Baron Maloderous"
6: Whats wrong with this picture: Vlad the Jampaler, 520 Pleasent Valley Way?
5: Two words; black denim! Face it, your a goth. There's no since in trying to be macho. Just imbrace your inner sissy and move on.
4: Congradulations! You're the only vampire I know who drives a Honda!
3: Please explain to me why something who is 200 years old is still in the 8th grade.
2: You think Bauhaus is a home for dogs.
1: Right now you are mad as hell!!!!
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