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 Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:15 pm
Ok, I was on urbis (the local emo hang out, I go down occasionally to stay happening and down with the kids). When a girl, pulled from out of her bag, a 14 inch black rubber d***o, and whacked the guy she was talking to with it, now normally my parting shot is to find the most pretentious emo there and humilate him, by wjhacking a Mc Donalds milkshake over his head, instead I decided to ask the girl for the d***o, I run up behind the most pretentious one there, yelled 'MOSSHHHEEERRRR!!!' in my best chav voice, and tackled him to the ground, where I proceeded to start hiting him with this d***o, before getting up I put it down his mouth and walk off, cool as ice.
The crowd is silent as I leave, all in awe of what I'd just done, as I turn the corner behind starbucks, i hear a raw of laughter from urbis, but it wasn't until I got on the bus I realised who it was... it was the emo from my pub I smashed the glass over. It was at that point I laughed uncontrollaby.
Oh happy days.
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:21 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:23 pm
Theres a bit of back story between me and that guy. sweatdrop Basically, I beat him with a 14 inch black rubber p***s, for a giggle, then made him eat it.
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:41 pm
that is friggin amazing....
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:09 pm
Morisila_Ardiel that is friggin amazing.... *bows* Thank you.
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:00 pm
Rellik San Theres a bit of back story between me and that guy. sweatdrop Basically, I beat him with a 14 inch black rubber p***s, for a giggle, then made him eat it. i caught that... but the laughter part confused me....
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:20 pm
i wish i could have been there to dee that!!!
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:18 am
Archangel Izual Rellik San Theres a bit of back story between me and that guy. sweatdrop Basically, I beat him with a 14 inch black rubber p***s, for a giggle, then made him eat it. i caught that... but the laughter part confused me.... Oh right, basically as I walked past starbucks, everyone on the place just burst out laughing.
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:44 am
lmao.
niice.
next time...invite me!
because my city sucks cunts.
no cool hangouts, but the mall, and the streets, and....down town.
but that fits in with the streets.
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:26 pm
[night mare] lmao.
niice.
next time...invite me!
because my city sucks cunts.
no cool hangouts, but the mall, and the streets, and....down town.
but that fits in with the streets.
heh sounds like my life.
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:28 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:59 pm
Strangely enough when I read the title '14 inch black' I knew it would somehow relate to you humiliating an emo.
Maybe thats just because I saw your username next to it.
As amusing as I find this story I can't help but wonder why this girl was carrying a d***o with her in the first place.
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:09 am
xD
Awesome... I should humiliate this 'emo' looking guy at my school sometime.
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:46 pm
wow, that would really damage my self-esteem.
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:43 am
xLIZA Strangely enough when I read the title '14 inch black' I knew it would somehow relate to you humiliating an emo.
Maybe thats just because I saw your username next to it.
As amusing as I find this story I can't help but wonder why this girl was carrying a d***o with her in the first place. Well I found out, it was actually a joke present for one of her friends, and is it really that obvious it would be me putting some overly pretentious kid back in line? I have no beef with emo's, just the pretentious 'I'm emo so therefore better then you!' ones.
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