Things anime/game/etc characters would never say or do!

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

Okay, so this is a revival of sorts from the old Anime Garden. sweatdrop

What would characters from anime, games, movies, etc NEVER say or do?

Here's my list.

Chobits

Chii: Hideki, you suck.
Hideki: You suck, Chii.
Sumomo: You want me to wake you up? WAKE YOURSELF UP, DANGIT! I NEED MY BEAUTY REST!
Freya: *belch*

Elfen Lied

Lucy: I'm becoming a pacifist.
Kohta: I HATE YOU LUCY! *kicks her in the face*
Nana: DIE, MORTAL FOOL.
Yuka: I love you, Lucy.
Mariko: Daddy, I hate you.

Fullmetal Alchemist
Al: Ed, you suck.
Ed: I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH, DADDY! 4laugh
Roy: I'm gay.
Riza: No more guns for me, I'm taking up archery! [/lame]
Hohenheim: Trisha, you suck.
Dante: I LOVE EVERYBODY! 4laugh
Izumi: I'm NOT going to beat the heck out of you, Elrics! *gives them candy*
Trisha: AGH! You are the WORST children I could ever bear!
Havoc: *takes lolipop out of mouth* ...What? 4Kids made me do it.

Excel Saga
Excel: *yawn* Meh, Hail Ilpalazzo.
Hyatt: HAIL ILPALLAZZO! OMG OMG OMG OMG! 4laugh
Ilpalazzo: This city is...not corrupt.

Ouran High School Host Club

Haruhi: I care about my appearance. GIVE ME GIRLY MAKEUP!
Tamaki: Go to hell, Haruhi.
Hunny: EWWWWW! I hate Bun-Bun! *burns it*
The Hitachiin Twins: GO PLAY SOMEWHERE ELSE, FANGIRLS! This yaoi crap is making us sick!

Naruto
Naruto: I don't wanna be the next Hokage. Don't Believe it!
Sasuke: I LOVE YOU, SAKURA!
Sakura: Sasuke, you suck. D:
Kakashi: *reads Gravitation manga* Make-Out Paradise got boring.
Hinata: *farts* Bleh, I hate you Naruto.

Final Fantasy VII
Cloud: I LOVE ME!!!
Aeris: I hate pink! *puts on black dress and eyeliner* I'm going goth.
Tifa: I love you, Barret.
Barret: I will no longer swear. I will be civilized and talk in complete sentences.
Vincent: I hate being a vampire *puts on pink dress and giggles madly*
Yuffie: I'm gonna buy my own materia.
Sephiroth: This sword sucks! *throws it aside* Cloud, I want yours.

Kingdom Hearts (Series, no particular entry)

Sora: You can kiss my @$$, your Majesty!
Riku: I LOVE YOU, MALIFICENT!
Kairi: Both Sora and Riku suck.
Demyx: Sitar sucks!
Axel: Go die, Roxas. Don't got it memorized?
Roxas: Does this cloak make me look fat?

Tales of Symphonia
Lloyd: How interesting! And I mean it!
Colette: Being a Chosen is boooooring.
Presea: *giggles* HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Sheena: Cards suck. You all suck!
Zelos: Hitting on girls is boring. =o=
Yuan: I have issues!

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Your turn. x.x
 

[Agent-Obvious]

Lol Sangome! Those are good! Here is mine!

Final Fantsy 3/6

Celes: I hate you Locke, I wanna be with Kefka 4laugh
Shadow: GO AWAY INTERCEPTER YOU STUPID MUTT
Kefka: I hate being a clown *throws away a clown outfit and puts on Dr. Clothes* I'm a medical sergean now XD

Final Fantasy 7:

Cloud: Aeris died..... YAY!
Tifa: You suck Cloud go to hell
Hojo: I don't wanna be a scientist no more *burns his labcoat off and puts on a pink tutu and iceskates* Looky ma Imma Ice ska~ *runs into a brick wall*
Reno: *goes to work with his shirt tucked in and have a tie on*
Elena: I hate Tseng, he can burn for all I care.
Scarlete: I love everyone! How bout we all hang out at Walt Disney World and throw King Mickey a nice party!
Palmer: Lard is ewwww *avoids getting hit by a Truck*

Final Fantasy 8:

Irvine: Who Selphie? Screw her she isn't all that cute.
Selphie: I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE TRAINS

Kingdom Hearts 2:

*Edited: Thanks Sangome XD*Demyx: DANCE ORGANIZATION XIII BANANAS DANCE! What? I got tired of water o_O
Axel: BELEIVE IT?

Naruto:

Naruto: AXEL STOLE MY LINE! GOT IT MEMORIZED?

Zelda:

Link: Awwww, man I have to save that frumpy princess again? I just let Ganon keep her *continues to pick poppies while Zelda is screaming*

Aaaaaand that's all fer now XD  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

Warrior_Sandstorm

Hojo: I don't wanna be a scientist no more *burns his labcoat off and puts on a pink tutu and iceskates* Looky ma Imma Ice ska~ *runs into a brick wall*

XDDDD Oh my gosh, that made me laugh SO HARD. XDDD

Oh, and the guy who goes "DANCE WATER DANCE" is Demyx. xP xD  

[Agent-Obvious]

[.Hoho-papa.]

Warrior_Sandstorm

Hojo: I don't wanna be a scientist no more *burns his labcoat off and puts on a pink tutu and iceskates* Looky ma Imma Ice ska~ *runs into a brick wall*

XDDDD Oh my gosh, that made me laugh SO HARD. XDDD

Oh, and the guy who goes "DANCE WATER DANCE" is Demyx. xP xD

XD and thanks for giving me his name! I haven't memorized everyone's names yet o_O  

[The Master uses Thread]

Tales of Symphonia

Genis : I got a B- ON MY TEST!! YES!! BEST EVER!
Yggdrasill : The world will no longer be filled with half-elves, NOW IT WILL BE..... KATZ!! Ohohohohoho.
Yuan : -Girly shreik and runs away-
Kratos : WHERE'S MY FATHER'S DAY GIFT, LLOYD!? mad
Lloyd : Wtf? o____o
Sheena : -Runs up to Raine and cuts her with her cards- MWAHAHAHAHA! MAD NINJA SKILLZ!!
Raine : ....LETS GO SWIMMING!!

Naruto

Kakashi : -Whips off mask- I LOVE YOU ALL!
Naruto : BELIEVE I-- ...Oh god, i don't care anymore.
Choji : I'm on a diet.
Shino : Don't BUG me.
Orochimaru : -Does the moonwalk- Heeee Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Elfen Lied

Lucy : GUESS WHAT GUYS! I AM NOW-- A NUN! -Puts on nun outfit-
Mariko : LOCK ME IN THE BOX AGAIN! n____n

COTS

Riese : I'M ABELIA'S #1 FANGIRL!!
Aeneas : Damn Girardot, this is all your fault. I BLAME YOU! mad
Strife : -Grabs microphone- I'M A MA-MA-MATERIAL GIRL!! I'M IN A MATERIAL WORLD, AND I'M A MA-MA-MATERIAL GIRL!
Chester : Does this cape make me look fat?
Luna : WAAAAAAAH! MOOOOOMMY!! crying
Girardot : I support Strife. =D
Abelia : -Insert main character of COTS here- is better then me! =D