Thoughts about Jeebus.

[Cleocatra]

I'm probably the only person who thinks that Jesus is a vampire.

A. He rose again.
B. He seemed to have a thing about drinking blood.
C. He flew into the sky.
D. Apparated through walls.
E. I bet Mary Madgeline was his Sire.

Take this seriously or not seriously, depends on how you think my mental state is.  

[Days of Empire]

Yeah... careful now. I know people who would wish you physical harm for saying that.  

[Cleocatra]

Erix Griffon

Yeah... careful now. I know people who would wish you physical harm for saying that.

I shouldn't be doing R.S. in school. I had to re-do one homework for offending Christians. I think I've managed to offend most people in my test...
sweatdrop  

[Days of Empire]

That said, I am an atheist myself, and I can't help but think it's an amazing coincidence that after he rose from the grave, he only appeared to his disciples, and one of his closest followers. If that were to happen in modern days, no-one would believe that for a second.  

[Cleocatra]

Erix Griffon

That said, I am an atheist myself, and I can't help but think it's an amazing coincidence that after he rose from the grave, he only appeared to his disciples, and one of his closest followers. If that were to happen in modern days, no-one would believe that for a second.

I'm not atheist, I'm not theist and I'm not agnoistic. I just don't care. I'm apathic.

People would just think that they were stoned and highly depressed that their leader had gone.  

[dizzyjess]

I think he was an amazing man but only a man. Like the David Blaine of his time coupled with amazing charisma and a prophetic undertone.  

[Cleocatra]

dizzyjess

I think he was an amazing man but only a man. Like the David Blaine of his time coupled with amazing charisma and a prophetic undertone.

Indeed. Except he didn't hang around over the thames in a box. He went in the desert.

Note: I only think it was after he rode into town on a donkey he was a vampire. Before that he was more like david blaine. Except didn't go on tv.  

[A Lost Iguana]

Okay, from a Catholic point of view, when the priest blesses the host and wine they actually become the Body and Blood of Christ (they undergo transubstantiation). So they are eating the body (cannibalism) and drinking the blood (vampirism) of Jesus .

Fun.  

[Lizbeth_r9]

as a christian I believe that Jesus was the son of God...

But that's just my (and few million others) opinion.  

[Zoutout]

As another point, it is also the opinion of a few billion epople that he was not the son of God.

Yeah, we may be wrong, but if we're going to be playing with numbers here...  

[Foetus In Fetu]

It's just my (and a few million others) opinion that green eyes are by far superior to every other eye colour. wink

Isn't it technically Jesus' disciples and followers that are drinking blood, and not Jesus himself?  

[Cleocatra]

Jesus told them to drink his blood, therefore did he bite them all first so he Sired them?  

[A Lost Iguana]

Cleocatra Osiris

Jesus told them to drink his blood, therefore did he bite them all first so he Sired them?

Begging the question, methinks.  

[teh plum]

Erix Griffon

That said, I am an atheist myself, and I can't help but think it's an amazing coincidence that after he rose from the grave, he only appeared to his disciples, and one of his closest followers. If that were to happen in modern days, no-one would believe that for a second.

Actually, he was seen by around 500 people, just not all eye-witness accounts are includded in the Bible. x3  

[illyrianth]

Cleocatra Osiris

Jesus told them to drink his blood, therefore did he bite them all first so he Sired them?

~faceddesk~

Now this sort of thing is precisely why I gave up teaching in the first place... gonk