Short funny stories

[Agent-Obvious]

The title means

Oooooo bout time I put up another journal entry XD

in French!


Mack: Anyways I wanna tell a story.....

*Link runs away screaming*

Mack: eek Oooookay..... Anyways XD once upon a time-

Rufus: Make it stop, please have mercy on us, don't tell no stories.......

Mack: scream HEY

Rufus: Tsk tsk..... that's no way to talk to me, I'm your Boss remeber? twisted

Mack: stare Your'e a royal PAIN in the a-

Rufus: confused

Mack: I'm leaving XP

*Later on that night on AIM (and I got this Idea from the FMA AIM flash from deviantart XD)*

~Rookie logged on~

Rookie: Hello? Anyone here?
Rookie: -Waits-
Rookie: -Bumps-
Rookie: -Whistles-

~Kickass_pyromaniac logged on~

Kickass_pyromaniac: Hello Clarise
Rookie: What? Who are you?
Kickass_pyromaniac: You don't know me, but I know you Mwahahahaha twisted
Rookie: Your'e freaking me out?
Kickass_pyromaniac: You wanna know what's more scary?
Rookie: Not really -_-
Kickass_pyromaniac: I'm gonna ki-
Rookie: RENO, knock off the crap scream
Kickass_pyromaniac: I'm.... not.... R- Alright fine I am Reno XP Took you long enough to figure it out -_-

~I'm_alive has logged on~

I'm_alive: Rookie, Reno, don't stay on AIM too long ya'll got work tomorrow -_-
Kickass_pyromaniac: Hey Tseng!

~I'm_alive has logged off~

Rookie: What the heck!?! Did Tseng logged on just to tell us that?
Kickass_pyromaniac: What a waste XP

~Mrs._Tseng has logged on~

Mrs._Tseng: Ya'll heard the boss, don't stay up to late ~_^
Kickass_pyromaniac: Hey Lena, when are ya gonna change your screen name?

~Fortune_cookie has logged on~

Fortune_cookie: Hey! Does anyone want their fortune told?
Mrs._Tseng: Why, is there, something wrong with my screen name?
Kickass_pyromaniac: No...... yeah...... you could have had a much cooler screen name XP
Rookie: Like Yellow_dragon XD
Mrs._Tseng: I'm not gonna change my screen name -_-
Fortune_cookie: Hey, Elena, want your fortune told? XD

~Mrs._Tseng has logged off~

Fortune_cookie: I guess not Xp Hey does anybody want their fortune told? XD

~The_wheelchair_man has logged on~

The_wheelchair_man: Hey! Rook, still mad at me? XD
Rookie: -_-
Kickass_pyromaniac: Hey boss XD
The_wheelchair_man: Mwahaha, I take that as a yes!
Rookie: You love making me mad >(
Kickass_pyromaniac: Ooooo, boss and Rook are fighting again! Tis gonna be good! LOL
Rookie: Shove it Reno -_-
Kickass_pyromaniac: With what and where at ~_^
The_wheelchair_man: LOL
Rookie: Urgh, your sick XP
Fortune_cookie: Does anyone in here want their fortune told?
Kickass_pyromaniac: XD
Fortune_cookie: Yay, Reno wants his fortune told XD
Kickass_pyromaniac: WHAT!?! No, I don-
Rookie: XD Yeah tell him his fortune!
The_wheelchair_man: Yes, do so! This shall be intersting XD
Kickass_pyromaniac: -_- I hate ya'll
Fortune_cookie: Ooooo dear O_O Not good....
Kickass_pyromaniac: O_O What? What's not good?

~Materia_gurl has looged on~

Materia_gurl: Hey guys!
Kickass_pyromaniac: Well? What does the fortune say?
Materia_gurl: Hey, Reno, if you die can I have your materia?
Kickass_pyromaniac: WHAT!?! NO!
Rookie: If you die can I have your gil? XD
Kickass_pyromaniac: I'M NOT GONNA DIE
Fortune_cookie: Ummm, your fortune says otherwise.....
The_wheelchair_man: Dun dun dun ._.

~Yellow_dragon has logged on~

Rookie: So, Reno! Can I have your gil? >D
Materia_gurl: Can I have your materia? XD
Kickass_pyromaniac: You guys are horrible -_- What ever shall I do..... I wanna live......
Yellow_dragon: >) So Reno, can I like have your car when you die?
Kickass_pyromaniac: I'M GONNA DIE SOON AND ALL YA'LL CARE ABOUT IS GETTING MY MECHANDISE?
Fortune_cookie: Who says anything bout you dying?
Kickass_pyromaniac:WHAT!?! But you said.....
Fortune_cookie: I lied XD
Kickass_pyromaniac: I'm gonna kill you one day -_-
Yellow_dragon: Drat, I was hoping to get that car too XP
Kickass_pyromaniac: Jee, thanks for the sympathy -_-
Yellow_dragon: XD
Rookie: Hey, where's the prez?
Yellow_dragon: He doesn't talk much on AIM, just reads peoples conversations

~Bald_is_beutiful has logged on~

Bald_is_beutiful: .........
Rookie: HEY, STOP PLAYING STALKER AND TALK PREZ
The_wheelchair_man: Thought you were mad at me? XD

~Caffiene_holic has logged on~

Caffiene_holic: Hey ya'll! Just got off the phone with Vincent! He's coming to AIM too, just got a new computer XD
Fortune_cookie: YAY!

~Not_a_vampire has logged on~

Rookie: Hey Vinny ^_^
Kickass_pyromaniac: Swell XP

~Bald_is_beutiful has logged off~

Materia_gurl: Just got off the phone with Vinny, he says he's having issues with his keyboard o_O
Caffiene_holic: Try seeing if the keyboard is plugged to the computer Vincent.
Yellow_dragon: If he can't get his keyboard working then he isn't able to read what the heck you just typed cause---- o_o how did he log on if his keyboard aint't working?
Not_a_vampire: Magic -_- And Yuffie stop calling me constantly.
Materia_gurl: Awwww, but you need to talk to someone on your cell!
Not_a_vampire: Not all the time -_-

~Fortune_cookie has logged off~

Caffiene_holic: Hey, just got off the phone with Tseng! He told me to tell ya'll, not to stay on too long, ya'll got work tomorrow XD
Kickass_pyromaniac: WHO DO HE THINK HE IS? OUR DAD?

~I'm _alive has logged on~

I'm_alive: No, I don't think I am your dad, you just need to learn TIME MANAGEMENT!
Rookie: Then what are you still doing up?
I'm_alive: I have the right not to answer that -_-

~I'm_alive has logged off~

Kickass_pyromaniac: Okay, if Tseng is walking all weird tomorrow, then we.... or at least I.... know why XD
Yellow_dragon: Hpfm....... -_-

~Yellow_dragon has logged off~

Kickass_pyromaniac: Someone's jealous XD
Materia_gurl: I'm going to go st--- I mean, sleep! Good Night XD

~Materia_gurl has logged off~
~Not_a_vampire has logged off~
~Caffiene_holic has logged off~

Kickass_pyromaniac: Hey, where is everyone going?
Rookie: Reno, how many time have I told ya, not to scare people away?
Kickass_pyromaniac: -_- You displease me
Rookie: XD
Kickass_pyromaniac: Thank it's funny? You wait till tomorrow >D Mwahahaha
The_wheelchair_man: Dun dun dun XD This shall be interesting!

~Kickass_pyromaniac has logged off~

Rookie: o_o

~King_Lard has just logged on~

King_Lard: Hey hey hey XD
Rookie: Great -_- I'm out XP

~Rookie has looged off~

King_Lard: Hey President XD We need to order more Lard!

~The_wheelchair_man has logged off~

King_Lard: Everyone left? o_O

END  

[Agent-Obvious]

AIM with the Shinra Execs (Sequal to AIM with the Turks)




Caffiene_holic: Hello?
Caffiene_holic: Anyone here?



King_lard: Hey Hey hey, Reeve! Why did everyone log out last night when I got on?



Queen_Bitch: Cause noone likes you Palmer.
King_lard: You’re mean Scarlet XP Hey Reeve, guess what I got?



King_lard: How rude



Bald_is_beutiful: Someone called?
Queen_Bitch: NO GO AWAY



Queen_Bitch: Great, Reno just logged on XP

Kickass_Pyromaniac: Shutup Scarlet, before I shove a pink umbrella down your scrawny throat and open it up.

Queen_Bitch: I like to see you try

Kickass_pyromaniac: Oh really now?

Queen_Bitch: If you do I will have you executed

Kickass_pyromaniac: How can you have me executed if you’re dead, stupid

Queen_Bitch: Cause people will see me dead and you will be the blame, ingrit.

Kickass_pyromaniac: Not if I make it look like someone else did it, retard. Your’re forgetting that one of the jobs the TURKS did was murder, so I’m pretty sure I can kill you dead and get away with it.



I’m_alive: Reno, Scarlet….. Knock off the homicidal crap.

Kickass_pyromaniac: But Tseng, she started it.

Queen_Bitch: You’re not the boss of me

I’m_alive: I don’t care who started it. And Scarlet, I don’t care if I am the boss of you or not and if I was you I would be a little nicer to me and my fellow Turks

Bald_is_beutiful: …..

Kickass_pyromaniac: Yes, Scarlet be nice





Queen_Bitch: Maybe I will be a lil nicer to ya’ll if ya’ll won’t act so stupid

I’m_alive: Just remember those pictures Scarlet ^_^

Sergeant_Bwahaha: Bwahahaha oooooo what pics J

Queen_Bitch: Are you black mailing me?

Bald_is_Beutiful: Duh

Kickass_pyromaniac: ALRIGHT TSENG! Hey wait Rude you know about the pics? I wanna see the pics?

Queen_Bitch: -_-

The_wheelchair_man: Oooooo interesting! Hey Tseng, bring in the pics tomorrow at work I wanna see them J

Bald_is_Beutiful: I don’t know what pics Tseng is talking about. I wanna see them also ^_^



Sergeant_Bwahaha: I wanna see the pics Bwahahaha

King_lard: Lardy lardy lardy! I want some Lard! Oh yeah, prez, we need more lard!

Queen_Bitch: STOP ASKING BOUT THE PICS >(

Yellow_dragon: Hey Tseng ~_^

I’m_alive: Are you screaming at me and my fellow Turks or someone else? Cause if you’re harassing me and the other Turks….. Well XD

Queen_Bitch: Ummm….. I was screaming at myself?

Yellow_dragon: ^_^ Better be!

The_wheelchair_man: Tseng, are you goona bring those pics to work and let me see them or not?

Queen_Bitch: Tseng, don’t you dare show those to the president >(

Sergeant_Bwahaha: Hey I wanna see those pics!

King_lard: PREZ WE NEED TO ORDER MORE LARD!

Bald_is_beutiful: My fav. Show is fixing to come on Adult Swim. See Ya’ll

Kickass_Pyromaniac: Hey, Rude waht show is that?

Yellow_dragon: Reno, you mispelled “What”




I’m_alive: Are you threatening me Scarlet?

The_wheelchair_man: Tseng? The pics? I wanna know if you will bring them to work or not?

Sergeant_Bwahaha: Bwahahaha Yeah Tseng, I wanna know also!

King_lard: PREZ, WHAT ABOUT THE LARD?

Queen_Bitch: No……. I was…… um…. Begging?

I’m_alive: Thought so -_-

The_wheelchair_man: So are you gonna bring the pics in tomorrow or not, Tseng?

I’m_alive: YES, president. I will bring the pics tomorrow and let you see them, ok?

Sergeant_Bwahaha: Bwahahaha, I wanna see them too can I see them?

I’m_alive: I am only showing them to the president

Kickass_pyromaniac: Awww, c’mon Tseng, I wanna see them too!

Queen_Bitch: -_-

Kickass_Pyromaniac: Hey, Scarlet. Be a b***h to one of us so I can see the pics >

The_wheelchair_man: XD Yay, those pics are gonna be interesting!

Queen_Bitch: Grrr…… I can’t believe the president is gonna see those pics. You just mays well go ahead and post them on the net now.

I’m_alive: Maybe I will ^_^

Kickass_pyromaniac: Hey, Tseng can I get a pic so I can make copies of it and post them all over the Shinra building?

Queen_Bitch: Noooo don’t do that……………. Please?

I’m_alive: If she acts rude to any of us, then yea!

The_wheelchair_man: Please don’t vandalize my property with her pics -_-

Sergeant_Bwahaha: Can I please see those pics Bwahahahaha!

I’m_alive: NOOOOO I AM ONLY SHOWING THEM TO THE PREZ!

Kickass_pyromaniac: Hey Scarlete act rude to us! I wanna see those pics ^_^





Yellow_dragon: Awwww I think ya’ll scared her away XD LOL

Kickass_pyromaniac: She won’t last >

King_lard: WE NEED TO ORDER MORE LARD PREZ!

Sergeant_Bwahaha: Bwahahaha I hope I get to see those pics!

I’m_alive: Scarlete can’t stay nice for long J

Sergeant_Bwahaha: Bwahahahahahahaha indeed yes!

King_lard: PRESIDENT ARE YOU GONNA ORDER LARD OR NOT?

The_wheelchair_man: YES PALMER I’LL ORDER YOUR EFFIN LARD NOW GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT >(

King_lard: YAY XD Lardy lardy lardy !

Yellow_dragon: So Tseng, is their a way I can see the pics too when you show them to the prez?




Sergeant_Bwahaha: Bwahahahahaha I take that as a no Elena!



King_lard: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD XD

Kickass_pyromaniac: You’re an effin retard Plamer -_-

King_lard: It’s spelt “Palmer” not “Plamer” XP

Sergeant_Bwahaha: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Indeed he is Bwahahahahaha

The_wheelchair_ man: Stop that stupid hoarse-laugh Heidda---- however you spell your name -_- It’s annoying to hear you laugh like that, but to read it also?

Sergeant_Bwahaha: Awww, you don’t like my laugh? Your daddy didn’t mind XD

The_wheelchair_man: I’m not my dad so knock off that stupid hoarse laugh crap -_-

Kickass_pyromaniac: Jeez, prez. He kinda made your dad sound like he was gay or something.

Kind_lard: LARD ^_^



Sergeant_Bwahaha: I was not Reno. I was merely stating that the president’s dad like my laugh!

Kickass_pyromaniac: Jee, your’re making it sound worse

The_wheelchair_man: Please stop talking bout my dad liking anyone’s laugh -_-

Sergeant_Bwahaha: How was I making it worse?

Kickass_pyromaniac: By saying how the president’s dad liked your laugh. Man, c’mon that is so gay.

Sergeant_Bwahaha: It is not.

The_wheelchair_man: Knock it off with my dad -_-

Kickass_pyromaniac: Is so

Sergeant_Bwahaha: NOT. I meant that the president’s dad didn’t mind me laughing cause he never said anything to me bout it

Kickass_pyromaniac: Oh reaaaaaaly now? Is their anything else you did that he didn’t mind? >

The_wheelchair_man: KNOCK OFF WITH THIS CRAP NOW

Kickass_pyromaniac: Well big H with a really long name I can’t spell worth a crap? I’m waiting for the answer

Sergeant_Bwahaha: Um…….. erm………. I have the right not to answer that -_-



Kickass_pyromaniac: OH MY GOODNESS HE’S EFFIN GAY o_O

The_wheelchair_man: WTF did he do to my dad? O_O

Kickass_pyromaniac: I can’t believe he is gay?

The_wheelcahir_man: Jee thinks Reno for bringing this gay crap up. Now I am gonna have nightmares for the rest of my darn life -_-

Kickass_pyromaniac: I can’t believe you’re dad will swing that way o_O

The_wheelchair_man: Well I’m for one is shocked and very disturbed -_-



Rookie: Wow o_O But hey prez look on the bright side it could have been worse ^_^

The_wheelchair_man: HOW? WHAT CAN BE WORSE THAN FINDING OUT THAT MY DAD IS …………..IS……………… YOU KNOW?

Rookie: Well it could have been Hojo instead of big H XD

The_wheelchair_man: GAAAAAAAAAAAAH JEE THANKS FOR SAYING THAT NOW I’M GONNA BE WONDERING WHO ALL MY DAD MESSED WITH? ACK THIS IS A TOTAL NIGHTMARE



Kickass_pyromaniac: Congrats Rook. You have successfully traumatized the president

Rookie: I was only kidding o_O

Kickass_pyromaniac: Yeah, me too LOL

Rookie: Huh?

Kickass_pyromaniac: All this gay crap was a joke LOL I knew all along what else the presidents dad liked bout big H ^_^

Rookie: What was that?

Kickass_pyromaniac: He’s beany baby collection! Them both is sooooo embrrasesd about collecting beany babies LOL They don’t like talking bout it! Big H has the rarest kind of beany babies and Rufus’s dad had the sucky collection LOL

Rookie: LOL the president’s traumatized for nothing >_<



Rookie: Great I’m alone XP I want to chat with someone *sniffs*



Rookie: Great -_- Everytime I am left alone some idiot comes on XP

Scientific_drunk: Hello?

Rookie: You should really change your screen name to Scientific_Retard

Scientific_drunk: WHAT!?! You take that back >(



Scientific_drunk: Grrrrrr kids these days. Have no respect for their elders.



END  

[Agent-Obvious]

Cid gets on the computer. Shera is in the kitchen making tea.

Cid: SHERA! HOW DO I GET AIM?

Shera: You download it

CID: HOW?

Shera: Go to Google search, type in AIM and go to a site that says Download AIM.

Cid looks for an icon that says “Google”

Cid: We don’t have Google.

Shera: *sighs* Click on the big blue “E” on the desktop, Cid.

Cid: What desktop?

Shera: Awwww………. Come on Cid. You don’t know how to work a computer?

Cid: I never had one, woman.

Shera: The desktop is the big TV looking screen in front of you. You know the one with our wedding picture on it?

Cid: Ohhh! What’s a TV?

Shera: Nevermind what a TV is, just click on the “E”

Cid clicks on the “E” button and it takes him to the MSN front page.

Cid: What’s this MSN junk? Where’s this Google search?

Shera: You have to type in “Google” and press the enter key.

Cid types in Google and then presses the enter key

Cid: It didn’t work it’s still on this MSN junk page.

Shera: Did you type it in the address bar?

Cid: WHAT ADDRESS BAR!?!

Shera walks towards the computer

Shera: Here, let me do it.

Cid: NO! I wanna do it, woman. Get off my back.

Shera: You’re being stubborn, Cid *sigh*

Cid: I wanna learn how to work this, computer thing.

Shera: Then let me help.

Cid: WELL HELP, WOMAN

Shera: You know if you’re gonna have an attitude, then I won’t help

Shera walks off

Cid: SHERA GET BACK HERE. Sh- SHERA I’M SORRY. PLEASE COME HELP ME I NEED YOUR SMARTS TO HELP ME PLEEEEEEEEEEASE. IF YOU HELP ME I MAKE YOU THE BEST CHOCOLATE CAKE EVER!

Shera comes back

Cid: YAY ^_^

Cid huggles Shera. Shera points to the address bar.

Shera: Ok, go here and ty--- Cid are you paying attention?

Cid: Oh right

Cid let’s go of Shera

Shera: Go there and type in [link]

Cid does that and the screen goes to Google.

Shera: Now go there and type in Download AIM

Cid does that.

Cid: Now what?

Shera points to a link

Shera: Go there

Cid clicks on the link. And after all the stuff they had to click they finally got AIM on their computer.

Cid: YAY! So how do I get to AIM?

Shera: Click on the AIM Icon

Cid: Which icon is that?

Shera: The one with a yellow person on it.

Cid clicks on the Icon.

Cid: How can I chat to people?

Shera: *sighs*

Cid: Patience Shera XD

Shera: You have to make an account

Cid: Okie! Sounds easy I got it from here!

Shera: Are you sure?

Cid: Course I’m sure, woman

Shera walks off and 1 minute passed.

Cid: SHERA?

Shera: What?

Cid: How do I make an account?

Shera walks over to Cid

Shera: I thought you had this one?

Cid: HEY, I thought so too.

Shera tells Cid what to do.

Shera: Now pick a screen name

Cid: What’s that?

Shera: *sighs of frustration*

Cid: Patience, woman.

Shera: It’s what your name will be on AIM

Cid: Do I have to pay for it?

Shera: Nevermind. Just pick a name that you can remember so you can type it in when you log on to AIM

Cid: What kind of name shall it be?

Shera: Anything you want it to be.

Cid: Hmmm…….. How bout Sir Fly…… no no…… ummmm…… I got it! Sir Lancealot! NO, Wait! Better, Cid Da Man….. no wait, Got AIM? No hold on, I got better……. The Numbah One Pilote, no hold it…….. I got it! Bones fer Bowzer…………… wait-

Shera: Just pick something, Cid.

Cid: Hmmm…………… HA! I gots it! Space Man

Shera: Space Man? You sure?

Cid: Course I’m sure, woman! Space Man! That’s what I want my screen name to be! Space Man!

Shera: Okie!

Shera gets Cids account ready and helped Cid add his friends so he can chat. Cid logs onto AIM and waits for someone to talk to and Shera goes outside.

5 minutes later Shera walks back inside and sees Cid taking the computer apart.

Shera: CID

Cid: WHAT?

Shera: What are you doing to the computer?

Cid: This computer was a piece of junk, so I’m taking it apart and using some of the parts for my airship.

Shera: What?

Cid: AIM wasn’t working. I wasn’t receiving any messages. I lost patience and decided to make better use of this computer.

Shera: We paid 2000 gil for that computer, Cid. And the people don’t get on AIM and chat till night time.

Cid: Oh……. Well forget AIM when I get to FLY!

Shera: *Sighs*

Cid get electrocuted

Shera: Cid, you ok?

Cid blows out smoke

Cid: Yup…………. I’m ok

Shera: You were supposed to unplug the computer first before taking it apart. And what happened to the Ground Bracelet I bought with the computer?

Cid: ….. Didn’t think we needed it so I threw it away………… Ouch the pain…………..

Shera: *sighs* You’re never allowed to touch another computer again.

Shera walks off

Cid: Ummm……………… Shera………….. A lil help……… Please

And Shera never allowed Cid to touch another computer ever again……………. Or did she >

END


Hey Sangome post your funny AIM skit ^_^  

[The Master uses Thread]

Yuure has an AIM skit, may she post? ^_^

 

[Agent-Obvious]

[-Tedious-]

Yuure has an AIM skit, may she post? ^_^

Yes please post post POST NOW 3nodding xd  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

I have a YIM skit, can I post that too? XD  

[Agent-Obvious]

[._ShinRas Homunculus_.]

I have a YIM skit, can I post that too? XD

Yes! Everyone can post there stories here ^_^ I won't mind ya'll posting stories here! I made this thread for short stories such as these! Imma post my FMA fic in the next post!  

[Agent-Obvious]

Al barges through the door.

Al: Lookey what I found ^_^

Al holds up a kitten

Mack: Eeeeek, SO ADORABLE XD

Tseng: That was my ear -_-

Rufus: We're having a meeting

Al looks at Rufus's desk

Al: Oh really? It looks like your playing Monopoly to me!

Rufus quickly knocks off the monopoly game off and kicks it underneath his desk.

Reno: Aw prez, I was winning to sad

Rufus: We are in a meeting -_-

Kitten: Mew

Mack: Awwwwwww she mewded >_<

Al: Isn't she adorable? >_<

Rufus: Who? Mack? Pulease XP

Mack: He was talking bout the precious little kitten you twit -_-

Rufus: Get that creature out of here n-

Mack: I wanna hold the kitty, can I hold the kitty? That cute little kitty? Pwease? ^_^

Al: Sure ^_^

Al hands Mack the kitten

Mack: Awwwww, cute kitty! Pet the cute kitty prez XD

Mack holds the kitty in front of the president's face and Rufus ran and tripped over his chair.

Rufus: Get that creature out now

Tseng: Mack, your a Turk, you supposed to help protect the president. Not terrorize him ^_^

Al: I'll take the kitten home!

Mack: I'm coming with you ^_^

Mack put the kitten on her head and her and Al walked out. Moments later they are standing in front of Al's house with like 25 cats behind them. Mack and Al heard mewing and they turn around and saw the cats behind them.

Mack: Wow O_O

Al: How did all these kittens get here?

Mack looks at her flute.

-----FLASHBACK-----

Mack takes out her flute and starts playing the Meow Mix Theme Song while Al was humming to the tune. All the kitty's walked and ran out of their hiding spots and follows Al and Mack.

-----END OF FLASHBACK-----

Al and Mack walks into the house and the cats follows. They walk passed the room where Sangome was at typing on the computer.

Mack: Hey Sangome! Bye Sangome ^_^

Sangome: Huh?

Sangome gets off the computer and leans over the door and sees Mack and Al and the cats.

Sangome: !?!

Moments later Mack and Al and the kitty's were in Ed's room. Sangome just walked in.

Sangome: How did-

Sangome heard a purr and she looked down and saw a fluffy orange kitten with blue eyes looking up at her. The kitten mewed

Sangome: Awwww so adorable ^_^

Sangome kneeled down and picked the kitten up and cuddled him. Ed walks in.

Ed: AHHHHH, WHAT ARE THESE CATS DOING IN MY ROOM!?!

Al: We tried to make them come to my room, but they refused to leave your room.

Ed: Al, get those furballs out of here -_-

Sangome: Awwww, but they're cute >_<

Ed: They shed and have fleas and they don't belong to us.

Mack: They don't have fleas ^_^

Mack sees a flea jump off the cat and she smushes it.

Ed: DAAAAD!

Hohenheim rushes to Ed's room

Hohenheim: What's wrong?

Sangome: HOHOPAPA ^_^

Sangome puts the cat on her head and glomps Hohenheim.

Ed: Tell them to get these cats out of here.

A cat walked up to Hohenheim and climbed up him and sat on his shoulder and purred.

Hohenheim: Adorable little kitty ^_^

Ed: WHAT!?!

Ed heard a coughing noise and looked on his bed.

Ed: ALLLL, THAT CAT JUST COUGHED UP A HAIRBALL ON MY BED >(

Al: Whoops ^_^ Sorry bout that brother! I'll get that up in a second XD

Ed lays down on the floor and a kitten was starring at him.

Ed: What do you want?

The kitten purrs and starts licking Ed's nose.

Ed: Your breath smells like milk and tuna XP

Kitten: Mew =^_^=

END!  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

awww!!! kitten story ish cute!  

[Agent-Obvious]

Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson

awww!!! kitten story ish cute!

Thanks ^_^