Write up a short dialogue between characters (not a quote) and make it funny

I'll start:

Data: Ferengi vessel detected on long-range, incoming transmission.
Ferengi Captain: (classic, suave bad-guy voice) Hello, Captain Piccard.
Worf: Can't we just blast them and say 'oops'?
Ferengi Captain: Ah, LT. Worf. I remember you, you were there when-
[Worf's hand moves, and the transmission is cut off.]
Piccard: Data, what happened?
Data: It appears that the Ferengi vessel no longer exists.
Worf: Oops.