*Rouges Gallery Profiles*
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Wes Weasley (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog: Birth of a Salesman)
WitWiCS/WiTiCS Encounter: 1. Investigator/Time Pilot (Casual & Beginner Difficulty)
ACME Criminal InfoLink:
His Number One Selling Devices are the Darkinator, Freezebanger, Gravity Stopper & De-Atomizer.
ACME Criminal InfoLink Hints:
This Shady Dealer sells National Treasure Stealing Objects disguised as Household Appliances.
WitWiCS Wanted Poster Intro:
Rockapella: (singing in a Vic the Slick style) WES WEASLEY!!!
Chief Quips:
A used clown of a salesman with a Lights Out Refund Plan with a Capital K!
Don't be fooled by his Cool Summer Protection, one for for certain, his freeze ray will stop a summer heart cold!
He's light on his feet with Zero Gravity, but flunked at Astronomy 101!
His imitation of a disappearing act will make a spellcaster look bad!
He's a shady salesman who pilfers the keys off a polecat skunk's motorcycle then sells it off toward his own victims!
A sleazy salesman who's a whale of cheapskate for Carmen Sandiego!
He once sold frozen cats he stuffed in a freezer and now he uses cat fur as his hair!
He's wanted for Grand Robbery & Assault with Fabric Stuffing!
He's almost as trustworthy as Muska would last and isn't tasteful as Ren & Stimpy!
He looks like Lenny from a 1970s Sitcom, minus the hairstyle that Squiggy & Hector use!
Sleazy Used Salesman who's a deceiver that dresses like a Reject from Saturday Night Live!
He's wanted for robbery and assault with a pinstripe suit!
He's got more Oiled hair than a Petroleum Oil Reserve in Mexico!
Completed Episodes:
Operation Meltdown Returns (Mt. Everest: China & Nepal Border)
