CWF Network: Edge vs. Abyss - Retirement Match

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

A big thud sounds as the Monster falls back first onto the canvas from the wheel kick!  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

Edge was finally able to ground his tay a** nibber opponent. Edge would stand up and approached Abyss. The Rated-R Superstar would attempt to pick Abyss up, or rather, help him get to his feet!  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Abyss was slowly helped up, trying to regain himself from being stunned by the kick  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

The six foot four, two hundred forty two pound man known as Edge would channel his inner Hulk Hogan and attempted to pick Abyss up and slam him down with a scoop slam!  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

A comedy act at this point because no way Edge could scoop slam the 350 pound monster, Abyss holds his weight down and breaks himself out of Edges grip and goes for a MASSIVE right hand strike to drop Edge!  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

Abyss' excessive consumption of Domino's pizza made him too heavy for Edge to properly lift him off the ground and slam him down! Edge's plan failed as did the Blackwater heist in 1899 involving the Van Der Linde gang where the gang had to flee up the Grizzly Mountains! The Rated-R Superstar would fall to the mat and rolled away, holding his head!  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Abyss whips his hair back, after delivering a huge right hand. He sees Edge roll away, so Abyss gets out of the ring and lifts up the ring skirt, and pulls a table out from underneath and slides it into the ring, and then rolls in afterward.  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

Edge would slowly get up, recovered from the strike.  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Abyss grabs the table and positions it at a leaning angle in the corner, not paying attention to Edge who just got up.  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

Seeing an opportunity, Edge would go for a huge SPEAR on Abyss through the table!!!  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

After Abyss set the table up, he turned right around into a spear and was sent through the table, in a sitting position in the corner.  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

BY GAWD! The table was destroyed! Edge would lay on the mat for a bit after he ran into Abyss with all of his might.  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Abyss laid there as well, moving around and getting to a laying position  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

Edge slowly rolled himself out of the ring. Wanting to lay the smackdown on this fat nibba, Edge would get on his knees and started to search underneath the ring.  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Abyss rolled out of the mesh of the table, but was still down on the canvas.