CWF Network: Edge vs. Abyss - Retirement Match

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Abyss would pick Edge back up in the corner and goes for an open hand chop right into his chest, an echo heard all out the arena.  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

Edge would start crying as his pectorals had been atrophied due to him playing CWF 2K19 16 hours a day, 7 days a week and ghosting his best friends, refusing to work out or be a productive member of society.  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Abyss would then slowly grab Edge's arm, and irish whip him to the opposite corner.... LMFAO  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

Edge's fat Domino's eating a** would run towards the opposing corner, his back leaning against the turnbuckle.  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Abyss runs full speed at Edge and attempts to hit a running 350 pound corner splash.  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

As if he were hit by a truck, Edge would fall down to the mat.  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Abyss backs out of the corner and let's Edge fall onto the mat. He then slowly begins picking Edge up to his feet.  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

Edge would get those goosebumps everytime his girl comes around, yeah, she eased his mind and made everything feel fine.

Abyss would easily pick up the groggy Rated-R Superstar.  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Abyss would then go for a couple knees into Edges mid section putting his weight into them.  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

Last Christmas, Edge gave Lita his heart but the very next day, she gave it away. This year, to save himself from tears, he'll give it to someone special. Last Christmas, Edge gave Lita his heart but the very next day, she gave it away. This year, to save himself from tears, he'll give it to someone special. Once bitter and twice shy, Edge kept his distance but Lita still catches his eye, "Tell me, baby, do you recognize me? Well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me." "Happy Christmas", Edge wrapped it up and sent it with a note saying 'I love you' he meant it, now he knows what a fool he's been, but if Lita would kiss him now, he knows she'd fool him again. Last Christmas, Edge gave Lita his heart but the very next day, she gave it away. This year, to save himself from tears, he'll give it to someone special.

The knee strikes would inflict a great amount of damage to the Rated-R Superstar, causing him to bend over in pain.  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Abyss whips his hair back, seeing how easily he has been dominating Edge so far, he pie faces Edge and yells "Come on! This is too easy!"  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

Yeah, Abyss had come to snuff the Edgester, yeaaah here comes the Edgester, everyone knew he ain't gonna die.

The Rated-R Superstar would jump at his opponent and go for a quick clothesline!  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Abyss staggers backwards but does not go down from the clothesline!  

[Adam Joseph Copeland]

Seeing Abyss would only stagger back, Edge decided to back up to gain more momentum and proceed to charge towards Abyss, going for a running forearm smash!  

[THE M0NSTER ABYSS]

Abyss falls to his knees, finally being just about brought down by Edge.