SPOILER WARNING
SURELY EVERYONE HAS SEEN FF7AC BY NOW
IF NOT THEN SPOILERS ABOUND
JUST SAYIN
IF U CAME THEN ACTUALLY WANTED TO SKIP DA SPOILERS THEN SKIP DOWN TO RENO'S POST AND TY FOR COMING EVEN IF YOU SKIPPED!!!! 4laugh heart
spoiler-free version: Little Kadaj marryin up to Swords and Hair Gel
aka Kadaj x Cloud
aka I LUUURRRRVE YEEEWWWWWW SNOOKY-POO CHU'S DA BEST PUNCHIN BAG EVER CUZ U DON'T DIE AS FAST AS NORMAL PPL heart *mwah!*
thank u, big brother, for beating up snotiroth for me and catching me when i tripped on my sword k heart
oh and zack & aerith said to tell u hi ninja
THANKS EVERYONE READING THIS FOR ATTENDING MY GLORIOUS WEDDIN >u>
free mints for everyone! *sets out a bowl by the door* the door of what!? aerith's church, u idiots! where else would this take place?? just want to remind everyone that technically cloud died in ac. and i was like YUS! WE CAN BE TOGETHER! and then zack/aerith were like, "psh, naw, send em back" *dumps in water* and i'm like NOOOOOO *follows* >u>~
dirge of cerberus = honeymoon. WHY DO U THINK NEITHER OF US WERE IN IT!?!? rofl
ilu strifey-kun~ heart
totally swear i'm not marrying u just to spite the one-winged fruitcake
because he's mother's favorite. honestly.
...is he mad yet?
HAPPY 7/7/2017 EVERYONE!!!!!1 *throws mints*
GIFTIES
VOWS
9:14PM, July 7
Most chaotic wedding ever! rofl Ended up triple-wedded on Page 21
Thanks very much to everyone who posted in the thread either before, during, or after, and of course most special thanks to Reno, Rufus, Elena, Aqua and Cait for sharing our specialest moment with us. .w. heart
If Elena dies, we'll make Aqua do it.
ninja
Full story is on Page 21. heart
WHO CAUGHT DA BOUQUET
Page 24
TurkReno on Page 29!!
CONGRATS, RENO rofl hope u plan weddins better than cloud does! rofl
ATTENDENCE
Thank you so much everybody who came and participated!!! heart
SURELY EVERYONE HAS SEEN FF7AC BY NOW
IF NOT THEN SPOILERS ABOUND
JUST SAYIN
IF U CAME THEN ACTUALLY WANTED TO SKIP DA SPOILERS THEN SKIP DOWN TO RENO'S POST AND TY FOR COMING EVEN IF YOU SKIPPED!!!! 4laugh heart
spoiler-free version: Little Kadaj marryin up to Swords and Hair Gel
aka Kadaj x Cloud
aka I LUUURRRRVE YEEEWWWWWW SNOOKY-POO CHU'S DA BEST PUNCHIN BAG EVER CUZ U DON'T DIE AS FAST AS NORMAL PPL heart *mwah!*
thank u, big brother, for beating up snotiroth for me and catching me when i tripped on my sword k heart
oh and zack & aerith said to tell u hi ninja
THANKS EVERYONE READING THIS FOR ATTENDING MY GLORIOUS WEDDIN >u>
free mints for everyone! *sets out a bowl by the door* the door of what!? aerith's church, u idiots! where else would this take place?? just want to remind everyone that technically cloud died in ac. and i was like YUS! WE CAN BE TOGETHER! and then zack/aerith were like, "psh, naw, send em back" *dumps in water* and i'm like NOOOOOO *follows* >u>~
dirge of cerberus = honeymoon. WHY DO U THINK NEITHER OF US WERE IN IT!?!? rofl
ilu strifey-kun~ heart
totally swear i'm not marrying u just to spite the one-winged fruitcake
because he's mother's favorite. honestly.
...is he mad yet?
HAPPY 7/7/2017 EVERYONE!!!!!1 *throws mints*
GIFTIES
ZombieUnicornSenpai
*prepares a feast for the wedding and a wedding cake for the happy couple* *I set the food up on some tables and step back* please enjoy *smiles*
Aqua the Wayfinder
*sighs a breath to muster up magic energy*
I am not certain which one of these you would prefer the better one, but I present them with my entire being. I pray your heart be your guiding key.
I am not certain which one of these you would prefer the better one, but I present them with my entire being. I pray your heart be your guiding key.
baebo
imsososososorry i wasn't able to make it on the actual day
GUYS!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!! :DDDD
I haven't known you guys for too long but it's been long enough to know that you guys are absolutely awesome and I wish you the best for the future!!! *super hug to you both!!* heart heart heart heart heart heart
My gift to you is
*whispers* pixie dust! it says fairy but i assure you it's pixie dust owo Use it to fly anywhere your heart desires! A little goes a long way :D
Have fun you guys!! heart heart heart heart
GUYS!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!! :DDDD
I haven't known you guys for too long but it's been long enough to know that you guys are absolutely awesome and I wish you the best for the future!!! *super hug to you both!!* heart heart heart heart heart heart
My gift to you is
*whispers* pixie dust! it says fairy but i assure you it's pixie dust owo Use it to fly anywhere your heart desires! A little goes a long way :D
Have fun you guys!! heart heart heart heart
VOWS
9:14PM, July 7
Most chaotic wedding ever! rofl Ended up triple-wedded on Page 21
Thanks very much to everyone who posted in the thread either before, during, or after, and of course most special thanks to Reno, Rufus, Elena, Aqua and Cait for sharing our specialest moment with us. .w. heart
Vice-PresidentRufusShinRa
-Strides into the church, clears his throat, walks up to the front with confidence.-
Ahem. Alright. We are gathered here today to witness the matrimony of these two lively hood wreckers. For they both have in some way contributed to the downfall of something. Fitting. -Scoffs-
With the power invested in me ( which isn't much because of these two no good business and home wreckers. )
I now pronounce you Puppet Vessel and Puppet Delivery boy.
You may now shove cake in each others faces and proceed to kill one another.
-Strides to the exit.-
Ahem. Alright. We are gathered here today to witness the matrimony of these two lively hood wreckers. For they both have in some way contributed to the downfall of something. Fitting. -Scoffs-
With the power invested in me ( which isn't much because of these two no good business and home wreckers. )
I now pronounce you Puppet Vessel and Puppet Delivery boy.
You may now shove cake in each others faces and proceed to kill one another.
-Strides to the exit.-
Swords and Hair Gel
If Elena dies, we'll make Aqua do it.
ninja
Elena Chan-chan
I'm not dead - I'm trying to be seen over all this chaos and cake!! GUYS CALM DOWN!!!!
Let's join these two in peace or love... AND NOT CAKE sheesh... I pronounce you two a pair of fools forever stuck in each other's madness and love for eternity or sword strike. And if anyone has a word for or against this union you better hold it until I say so because NO ONE out talks me! Now seal the deal with a kiss or whatever and see if we don't all succumb to the madness
Let's join these two in peace or love... AND NOT CAKE sheesh... I pronounce you two a pair of fools forever stuck in each other's madness and love for eternity or sword strike. And if anyone has a word for or against this union you better hold it until I say so because NO ONE out talks me! Now seal the deal with a kiss or whatever and see if we don't all succumb to the madness
Aqua the Wayfinder
Alright *ahem* We are gathered here today, in celebration of the Union between two of our friends. Cloud and Kadaj. Who will make a promise of a lifetime to each other until the end of their time. Cloud and Kadaj, do you promise to take each other for better or for worse, in sickness and health, and in the best and worst of times, for the rest of your days?
TurkReno
Think this is most chaotic weddin' ever.
Swords and Hair Gel
Sorry, my computer froze and I had to---what the actual ********!? We got married three times before I could restart my browser!? xD
Well, that's memorable, lmao.
Thanks all three of you.
♥
-triple kiss-
Well, that's memorable, lmao.
Thanks all three of you.
♥
-triple kiss-
Full story is on Page 21. heart
WHO CAUGHT DA BOUQUET
Page 24
Little Kadaj
ah!! guys guys! wait!
*tosses bouquet*
everybody roll a random number between 1 and 10
and whoever rolls 7 catches it!
>u> !! heart
will be open all weekend until somebody gets it!!
*tosses bouquet*
everybody roll a random number between 1 and 10
and whoever rolls 7 catches it!
>u> !! heart
will be open all weekend until somebody gets it!!
the winner is
TurkReno on Page 29!!
TurkReno
-suddenly has flowers fall from over head somewhere and smack him in the head.- ....wha' the...?
CONGRATS, RENO rofl hope u plan weddins better than cloud does! rofl
ATTENDENCE
Thank you so much everybody who came and participated!!! heart