[BATT] Trap ******** Sprung (Tevini - Punkie)

[Micillia]

 

[Micillia]

Punkie grinned as she looked over her work, hands on her hips. Right in the land she had managed to obtain for her ******** Temple Of Mirth was a big red ring, with an end table and a doily on it, a sign under reading "Free Pie" "When battle is participated in. Step into the ring to begin fight. All proceeds will go towards the construction of the ******** Temple Of Mirth". The juggalo hummed, pleased with her work, and she turned around to go set up the information booth a few feet away, where juggalo pamphlets would (hopefully) fly off the shelves, thousands of trolls coming to their senses and converting right then and there.

Doutei

 

[Doutei]

Some trolls liked expensive things, they loved looking for the most glamorous of items with large price tags to flaunt their wealth. Other trolls liked cheaper things, affordable and comfortable objects that were enough to get by. There were those who looked for deals in between, wanting style with a little budget left over for a rainy night. Others who felt it okay to splurge every now and then on something they really wanted. The one thing all trolls liked no matter what kind of shopper they were was free.

Tevini included.

It was kind of odd to see such a delicate little set up for the free pie but she wandered over to it regardless. Ever a cheapskate, she was drawn to the word. She was also hungry, the type of troll who frequently skipped meals. The girl squinted a bit at the smaller text but was too far away to read it yet and figured she'd check it out when she got closer. As she did, she frowned.

"Battle? Proceeds?" Tevini froze. Meekly, she looked up and began to turn slowly. Maybe no one had noticed and she could tiptoe out of here!

Micillia

>summons the great pumpkin<

 

[Micillia]

Punkie launched herself at the girl that had sprung the trap, making sure to first set out a hat for tips and the like. "WHOOP ******** WHOOP!" The juggalo yelled as she entered the ring. She tossed the girl a canister of whipped cream, brandishing her own in the process. As if there were an audience watching, which there was beginning to be, Punkie announced the rules and regulations. "One goddamned canister of ******** whipped cream! Who ever so covers their goddamn opponent the most when the can runs out is the ******** winner!" She attacked the girl, spraying whipped cream into the air. She continued, announcing; "Thank you so ever ******** much for participating in this event miss....?" Punkie tilted her head to the side, inquiring to the girl's name.

HP: 20/20
Attack: MISS

Doutei

Sorry! Changed some things! Having an actual physical battle for a pie seemed silly, It has to be a silly fight, not a physical one!

 

[Doutei]

Quote:

HP: 20/20
Damage: 0
Novice Offensive Style B: 1/1

Talk about stage fright!

"Eeeek!" Tevini shrieked as a juggalo flew in out of nowhere. Caught completely unprepared, the redblood appeared to be frozen from fear. Her eyes were wide from being spooked and her hands held up to protect herself, despite not holding out any weapon. Punkie's trap had caught a cowardly mouse!

"Whyyy?!" Tevini yelped out in response to Punkie's question. Was the juggalo going to memorize her face and hunt her down from now on?! Ridiculous scenarios filled her mind of the orangeblood popping out at her in the shower or up on the ceiling above her recuperacoon.

Micillia

 

[Micillia]

Punkie gasped, "Ms Eeeeek?" She said in surprise. "Ive never heard a name quite ******** like it!" Punkie managed a hit with her whipped cream, and grinned capriciously.

HP: 20/20
Attack: Hit! 4dmg

Doutei

Just being silly xD Cool with editing it later

 

[Doutei]

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HP: 16/20
Damage: 0
Novice Offensive Style B: 1/1

"What is the point of thisss!" Tevini shrieked as she was chased with whipped cream. She didn't understand and was not only horrified about her clothes getting covered but also the wasted food! Did this juggalo not realize what she was doing!?

"Stop!" The redblood yelped as she fumbled with her own can, managing to spray Punkie with some cream during one of the juggalo's circles around her.

Micillia

 

[Micillia]

"Waaaah" Punkie put up her arms to defend herself, giggling all the while. "Why to celebrate the mirthful Messiahs! Your gonna get a goddamned pie out of it, enjoy it my ******** friend!" Punkie aimed her canister at the redblood, "Open wide!!"

HP: 17/20
Attack: Hit! 1 dmg

Doutei

 

[Doutei]

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HP: 15/20
Damage: 0
Novice Offensive Style B: 1/1

"And a laundry bill!" Tevini yelped as she was covered in whipped cream. Her clothes weren't ruined yet but they would certainly need to be washed soon before the cream and sugar hardened. The redblood wasn't usually grossed out by a little uncleanliness, for she sometimes spent several nights in the same clothes working away in her room. But walking around in crusted clothes from wasted food was incredibly unappealing for her. In fact, she was starting to get angry.

"Why can't you just give me the pie without wasting all this cream?" Tevini asked, or rather demanded. She normally didn't raise her voice to others but because her opponent was an orangeblood she wasn't quite as afraid to question her as she was other blood castes. Despite her efforts to desensitize herself with Cerpin, a purpleblood, she still felt too nervous to question anyone above yellow without sweating or stammering.

Micillia

sorry for the wait!

 

[Micillia]

"Worried about goddamned laundry?" Punkie asked, partially to her opponent, partially to the audience they were attracting. "Why the Temple of ******** Mirth is more than willing to do yer ******** laundry!" Punkie managed to get a little more whipped cream onto her opponent, "On the ******** house!"

HP: 17/20
Attack: Hit! 1 dmg

Doutei

 

[Doutei]

Quote:

HP: 14/20
Damage: 0
Novice Offensive Style B: 1/1

"Who are you-" Tevini turned to look and see who Punkie was talking to. Her face flushed in embarrassment at the sight of a crowd forming. Covered in whipped cream and flustered, she stumbled over her feet and slipped into a perfect pratfall. Angry now, she struggled to her feet and tried to ignore her bruised backside and ego.

"That's it! You want a fight, you're going to get one!" Or would in a few seconds while Tevini tried to carefully make her way out of the slippy whipped cream on the floor! She was not going to slip again!

Micillia

 

[Micillia]

"Whoop Whoop!" Punkie exclaimed as the girl finally got into it. "Thats what im ******** TALKING about b***h!" She giggled, forgetting to attack as she was swept up in feelings of mirth and excitement.

HP: 17/20
Attack: Miss

Doutei

 

[Doutei]

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HP: 14/20
Damage: 2
Novice Offensive Style B: 1/1

"b***h!?" Tevini's eyes widened at the name calling. Her blood was boiling now. As she slipped and stumbled her way through all the wasted whip cream, she lost her temper.

First, she hurled her can of whipped cream as hard as she could at Punkie's face. Technically that wasn't too bad, considering Tevini's arm strength.

But second, she pulled out her nail gun and began to fire. The public spectacle, humiliation, and utter lack of logic had overloaded these circuits. Tevini had finally lost it.

"Time to Whoop Whoop your a**!"

Micillia

 

[Micillia]

"Ooop!" Punkie exclaimed as the fight got real. "My good god-dammed goodness!" She squealed as she tried to escape the whipped cream and nail-gun combo. She ducked under a table that she had set up with brochures, licked a dollop of whipped cream off her hand, spit out a nail, and then sprung up, knives in hand. "Turning up the ******** heat eh?" Punkie said, a mirthful grin on her face. "Well here comes the goddamned kitchen!" She yelled, throwing her old carving knives at the redblood.

HP: 15/20
Attack: Hit! 5 dmg

Doutei

 

[Doutei]

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HP: 9/20
Damage: 6 * 2 = 12
Novice Offensive Style B: 0/1
Tevini is using her telekinesis!
novice offensive style B 2d6 Deal double damage on this attack, 1x per battle. 1 ongoing damage for all turns after.

"You don't know heat!" Tevini yelled, a native from Chittentown. The days there got so painfully hot sometimes she wanted to die. She couldn't even imagine being outside in that searing hot sun. As Punkie hurled some huge knives at her, the redblood attempted to dodge one but ended up straight in the path of another! The engineer cried out and felt her chest burn with fear. Red blood dripped down her arm. It mixed with the cream, turning a light pink on the ground.

There would be many more battles much more serious than this if she followed her, wouldn't there? Her resolve strengthened. The orangeblood was a stranger to Tevini, not one of her teachers back in the swamp. She was an unpracticed opponent who she didn't care if she hurt. This was her chance to try and use what she'd been learning.

"You forgot the kitchen sink." Her eyes lit with a glint as Tevini called over to distract Punkie. With her psionics she sneakily rolled one of the discarded whipped cream cans into the path of Punkie's feet to trip her. Then she fired off several shots hoping to take advantage of her opponent's wobbly state. It was dirty and mean but after the mess Punkie had made, Tevini didn't care about staying clean anymore.

Micillia