Geezerville Movie Lots

[Psyzapp]

*Finds herself with a cup of coffee in each hand. neutral mad Chases after Jeremy and throws both of the paper cups in his direction and starts cursing at him in Italian.* scream  

[Kits Rose]

*finally stops watching Psyzapp and Lia, cat_sweatdrop and runs to take her place for the retake* cat_biggrin  

[MiroIsBored]

ACTION! scream

*drags Miro across the livingroom of the cottage by her arm and flings open the door*
GET OUT! scream
*pushes her out just past the threshold this time to try avoiding her falling off the porch and slams the door behind her*

Eep!
*jumps slightly, startled by the door hitting her bum as it closed*
How mean crying

*her eyes widen in both awe and bewilderment as she takes in the view before her*

Where did the sun go? surprised Miro wasn't in there for -that- long. She didn't even get to have any tea!

*eye twitches at this revelation that lighting hadn't finished properly setting up, but decides to just go with it*

*rubs her arm where Ryzan had grabbed her and pouts*
Well, at least there's fresh air out here! Although, Miro's hair probably still smells like smoke mad Smoke tends to do that.

*takes a piece of hair and gives it a sniff to test her suspicion and sneezes upon it being confirmed*  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gesundheit

Kya! gonk
*falls back against the door, spooked by the sudden masculine voice. Warily, she glanced around her to see where it came from and saw nobody or anything unusual, that is until her eyes wandered upward and met with Tauschung's. Unlike the other Cheshire's grin, this one's was highly unsettling with it's unnatural width of gleaming sharp teeth.*

H-Hello...? Was that you that said something?

*just sits there, staring at her menacingly* twisted

*feels very uncomfortable with how this cat looks at her and tries the door. Finding it locked, she knocks on it, hands a little shakey*
Ryzan! gonk D-Duchess Vixtul! gonk Miro's sorry about your fan! C-could you please let her back in? gonk

*jumps down off the roof, landing close behind the cleric*

Eyah!
*whips around to see what the noise behind her was and doesn't feel any better about it when she sees the black and red cat sitting there. She again presses her back against the door, knocking on it while keeping her eyes on the creepy kitty, afraid to look away from it*
Duchess Vixtul? gonk P-Please let Miro back in crying She promises to be good! At least until the sun comes back out! Duchess?

*starts approaching Miro slowly, reveling in her fear* cat_twisted

*sidesteps the creepy kitty to search around the cottage to see if there's maybe another place nearby that might take her in, or at the very least maybe some object she could use to scare the cat away. To her dismay, it follows her and even runs in front of her to cut her off* gonk

*crouches down with his tail up, getting ready to pounce*

Wah!
*runs back to the front door, pounding on it desperately, but then freezes up when someone else's fist pounds on it from her side, just inches above her head*

*leans down and whispers in the cleric's ear*
I don't think anyone's home, fräulein.

*hesitantly turns to find Taus standing over her... naked* gonk  

[ThisEmptySoul]

CUT!! scream

*groans and puts Miro on "pause" before opening the cottage, a gush of blood coming out of his nose as soon as he sees what his husband stopped filming for*
G-Gi ussta! eek redface
*fans himself as Taus stands there proudly at full mast* sweatdrop

Go put some clothes on! scream You trying to get my film banned from theatres!? stressed
I'm going to need a little more than clothes to solve this.
*wiggles it around*
eek *faints*
*pinches the bridge of his nose* emotion_facepalm
Just... get to wardrobe stressed  

[lady leko-chan]

Lia_Trovaras

Gasping in horror the fox inspects Leko's face, cat_burning_eyes WHO the ******** gave you that?!! And who do I need to cut?? Or did you give that eye up in a contract?

rolleyes I inherited it from my other after my mother crawled out from her eye linked to the 4th dimension etc. etc. *waves her hand like it was nothing*
It has gotten a bit deeper though since we hatched that other thing... stare
But not matter, Arina helped up lock the mother away in that mirror and all so just now I have a lovely souvenir to remember her by cat_stare

*follows Lia around the lot, feeling a bit more at ease with a demonic energy around*
*sips her cursed whisky drinks all the while they deal with the coffee and other issues*  

[ThisEmptySoul]

tch... you're no fun stare
*decides to do things Tes' way {for now} and shuffles off to the wardrobe department* stare

*mumbles to himself as he walks over to retrieve his unconscious husband*
Why did I hire him again? I mean, we already had Kits for the Cheshire cat. We didn't really need two. Who does that? Practically no one! All the most successful versions only have one. I should have just stuck to the formula stressed

*as he's scooping up Ry, he notices Kits still sitting in the cottage and calls her over*
Oi! So uh... I got a favor to ask. Well, not really a favor because it's kinda in the script, but Taus is being... well, more Taus than I was anticipating for some reason stressed Anyhow, I need you to find a good attack position and lunge at him on my cue. You've got actual claws right? What am I saying... you're a cat. Of course you do. Don't be afraid to really hurt him, ya know. Truth be told, I'd prefer it if you did emotion_awesome I can guarantee he's, unfortunately, come back from far worse emotion_eyebrow

*assumes he and Kits have come to an agreement and lifts Ry up, carrying him over to his chair and setting him down carefully*
Wake up stressed
*pats his cheek*

*groans and bats Tes' hand away*
Wha... what happened?
Taus happened stare
*blushes and holds his cheeks as he suddenly remembers*
Gi ussta~ emotion_kirakira
*starts looking around* ninja
He's gone stressed I sent him to wardrobe.
*sighs with disappointment*
Quortek zhah nau jivvin~ *pouts*
This isn't a porn, Ry stressed He needs clothes!
Humph!  

[Psyzapp]

*It took some doing. Jeremy is faster than she had anticipated and terribly good at hide-and-seek. stare Luckily, Alfonso happened to find her as he heard her ranting. He talked her into looking at the inside of this…trailer…she is suppose to occupy during filming. First impression……unamused. stare Why, her bathroom alone is bigger than this. How can an entire staff possibly fit in this tight of quarters to do her hair, makeup, pedicure/manicure, massage therapist, a tailor, her personal assistant, security…and THAT is just for HER immediate needs. This will never do. gonk Thankfully, Mr. Giovanni found a crimson wine glass and nice bottle of red for her because as time progresses there is a definite need. stare

With wine in hand, she returns to the group to watch filming. She spies Leko who has been extraordinarily quiet. With all these people around, the succubus must be hunting for her next victim. ninja Not wanting to interrupt or throw her off her game, she walks over to Leko and nods to her in greeting. Silent for a bit sipping her wine and trying to be patient, but she just cannot stand it any longer and breaks the silence.* Leko…is this location too small for the perfect, most spectacular, grandest, most glorious, completely ominous crimson castle fit for a queen? neutral  

[Lia_Trovaras]

The smurf should have known better than to bring the red smurf into this. It's his own fault. Liada smirked and made a mental note to get herself a fix when she found time. Until then she drank up the view before Tes shooed Taus away to wardrobe. emotion_dowant I can only IMAGINE the type of energy you could eat up from that couldn't you Leko darling?

Twisting her head to Psy's random question. Her left ear tilts to the side in question. Psy dear what in the 7 Rings of Hades are you talking about? The words "too small" never escape your mouth unless it's to speak of your ex husband. rofl  

[ThisEmptySoul]

*after what seems like entirely too long of a time just to put something on, he starts to consider calling on Jeremy to go fetch Taus back from wardrobe for him, but before he actually breaks down to that point, he sees the demon come back on set wearing both clothes and a euphoric expression*

Judging by the look on your face, I'm guessing you've taken care of the other thing while you were at it emotion_eyebrow

*smirks*
Let's just say that your intern learned something new about himself today, ja? wink

So that's where that b*****d's been stare
He is fired stare
No he's not, Ry. emotion_eyebrow
Alright, back to your places!

And one more thing, Taus.... cut the German. We're assuming a mostly English speaking audience, after all and it's never safe to assume they can understand context clues.

*scoffs*
Englisch ist eine germanische Sprache. talk2hand
... yeah, don't do that. stare

*grins and goes back to where he left off, standing in Miro's personal space*
You should let me borrow your husband sometime! His skills are very useful twisted
*starts to hike up the cleric's skirt and she doesn't move a muscle or protest*

*throws a plate at him to get him to stop and it shatters against the side of his head*
Cut it out! scream
Also, someone clean that up stare  

[Psyzapp]

*Upon hearing Lia, she turns a bit pale at the mention of her former life.* We DO NOT SPEAK his name. talk2hand *She sneaks over to snatch the rolled up castle schematics sitting on the floor and brings them over for Leko and Lia to see. She hands them to Lia first.* THIS is what I speak of. Feast your eyes on the splend…… eek *She suddenly stops when she sees the shadowy man she sort of recognizes but is unsure until he speaks his native language. THAT is the poor man who lost his entire homeland of Czechlosovakia. eek *  

[Kits Rose]

*sneaks around until she finds a good hiding spot, very amused because she knew something like that was going to happen* cat_xd

*while she's waiting, starts to wonder if she should try talking as a cat. She'd always assumed she couldn't, but Taus had* cat_confused  

[Lia_Trovaras]

Making a mock pouty face she teases her Mistress. rolleyes Oh come now, I didn't even say it. But making fun at male anatomy and inadequacies is something as old as....well, me and Leko for Danna's sake.

Glancing over the blueprints she takes notes of all the little things here and there. Oblivious to Psy's wandering eye but not taking her own demon eyes off the paper. I see why you'd be worried about sizes and all here. But a better question....She rolls up the blueprint and hands them back to Psy in a "why is this a thing?" gesture.....is why would you waste something this thoroughly thought out and planned on this dinky little area here? emotion_eyebrow There's plenty of open property all over town and if not you can certainly buy it off. Why must it be here of all places if the space is unacceptable?  

[Psyzapp]

*Stares at the man from Czechlosovakia for a bit trying to remember his name. Was it Nick?…Steve?…no……TODD! surprised

Her thoughts interrupted at Lia's question and she can't believe her own ears. stressed She takes the rolled up plans and shakes them. THIS is the red castle for the QUEEN of HEARTS!! It HAS to go here because THIS is where we are FILMING!!! Its extremely important!!! stressed  

[ThisEmptySoul]

*waits for the crew to clear the shards from the set*
Alright, starting out with the last thing you said but without the fraulein.

And that was...? emotion_eyebrow
Oh come on! It was -your- line! scream
*shrugs*
I say a lot of things emotion_awesome
*grumbles*
It was "I don't think anyone's home."
There's no fräulein in that emotion_eyebrow
Because I said to do it without the fraulein stressed
Dummkopf stare
I heard that! scream