[TRP] the ornery detective hotline

[azuredreams]

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for a few, written on the back of this card - in small, neat handwriting - is jeremiah's personal number

→ this is an open text thread for chief of police jeremiah mercer

→ people with his number: algernon mercer (mixlin), zac bantock, aleksy spektor, finn derouen, america jones, preacher, chris watts, autumn smith, alexander thorne, jamie delacroix, shiloh beaumont, lucas reis, falco harris, eve fitzpatrick, leila townhome, shun kuroda, alois schulz, and others who would reasonably have his number (or i forgot to put here).

→ accidental texts are alright, as well as texts that start here but lead to roleplay thread.

→ more for later, but this is open for business!

→ blank quote below for easy quoting!

[quote="azuredreams"][b]text to[/b]:

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[The Semblance of Unity]

azuredreams

From: Preacher
To: Ⓜercer ☕
u skippin work, big boss?

 

[azuredreams]

Quote:

text to: preacher

you found me out. i am skipping work.

The Semblance of Unity

text to: preacher

actually i am out on medical leave.
do me a favor and make sure no one raids my office
while i'm out

 

[The Semblance of Unity]

azuredreams

From: Preacher
To: Ⓜercer ☕
you ok? or did you like step on a nail or something

Quote:

From: Preacher
To: Ⓜercer ☕
or cuz you're of an advanced age?

Quote:

From: Preacher
To: Ⓜercer ☕
also what would someone raid? do u have scones in there?

 

[azuredreams]

Quote:

text to: preacher

you are aware that i'm not even fifty yet?
i'm old, not a relic.

Quote:

text to: preacher

the good tea that is hidden in there? more pens?
there are some scones in the breakroom in a container
you should get those before someone else does.

The Semblance of Unity

text to: preacher

as for okay ...
no. i am mostly on bedrest.
you could say i hit my head but
that would not be accurate

 

[Seussi]

((Backdated to early morning directly after the fairy ball))

azuredreams

From: Connor Hill
To: Detective Mercer

hospital. checked in as ashley graham. trusting you won't stab her in her sleep.

 

[shibrogane]

azuredreams

text to: mercer

u spndn all ur time w tatya n?

 

[azuredreams]

shibrogane

text to: little fox

of course not.
you know who my preferred spektor twin is.

 

[shibrogane]

azuredreams

to: mercer

ha ha
shs stl a spktr
stlthwse
usa ds nt giv vsa 2 accsd mrdrers

 

[azuredreams]

shibrogane

text to: little fox

they don't.
but there are other avenues
and i've friends

but that's not a topic for texts.
she is important to
lisichya and that is all that matters.

 

[shibrogane]

azuredreams

to: mercer

thx
srsly tho
whr hv u bn?
hvnt hrd 4m u snc ball

 

[azuredreams]

shibrogane

text to: little fox

work's been busy.
handling things for the chief.
i've actually got a bottle of
tovaritch with your name on it
meant to come by and share it.

 

[azuredreams]

Kolina

text to: juniper

it's still open. weekends are preferable, as i was recently promoted.

 

[shibrogane]

azuredreams

to: Jeremiah Mercer

have you figured out what she did yet?
xoxo