If my mom got me sick again, I swear to butts

[stomach-assid]

I know it's flu season and all but jesus christ.
In the span of two weeks, I caught strep throat, a head cold, and losing my voice. And now I feel the sniffles poking at me again. Because mom doesn't know how to keep her hands to herself after she's sneezed or coughed into them. Normally, I rarely get sick. Like... once every two months or so.
make it staaahp.

 

[Why Not Tentacle Monster]

*Covers you in an anti-bacterial slime ... maybe*  

[stomach-assid]

Why Not Tentacle Monster

*Covers you in an anti-bacterial slime ... maybe*

. .
Neither of us are sick anymore, so I'm going to presume this isn't anti-bacterial.
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