Hiddo's Rage Phrases

[Hiddochi wolf]

IRL, I'm kinda known among my closest friends for coming up with these creative "rage phrases" when I'm REALLY pissed off at someone, and some of them can be pretty amusing. So this'll be my compilation thread. xd  

[Hiddochi wolf]

Came up with this one tonight: "I want to kick this guy in the rear so hard that his buttcheeks implode and become C-cup boobs."  

[Hiddochi wolf]

From last semester after this one chick on the opposing team of a soccer game we were playing was kicking WAAAYY too hard, and smacked me flat in the face with the ball: "I was about damn ready to shove that ball down her throat and make her give birth to it!"  

[Mama Ame]

Hiddochi wolf

Came up with this one tonight: "I want to kick this guy in the rear so hard that his buttcheeks implode and become C-cup boobs."

That...is beautiful.

crying  

[Hiddochi wolf]

I don't even remember the context of this one: "I'd peel his member like an overripe banana and grind it up in his morning smoothie."  

[Hiddochi wolf]

Mama Ame

Hiddochi wolf

Came up with this one tonight: "I want to kick this guy in the rear so hard that his buttcheeks implode and become C-cup boobs."

That...is beautiful.

crying

rofl

My roommate's ex boyfriend was over to visit today, and they got into this big huge pointless argument for 2 hours, but he was being such a tremendous dickwad the whole time and it took all of my patience and self-control to not chew him a new v****a. xd They finally left the room like 30 minutes ago, but that's when that phrase popped into my head and it amused me so much that I was no longer even angry, LOL.  

[Hiddochi wolf]

Not a rage phrase at all, but something else random and amusing that my boyfriend and I came up with:

(He made a pelvic thrust motion and said "Bing!" during it.)

Me: What, are we now internet-based search tools or something? I can just imagine it now, right as we're getting it on one day -- you'd be Binging and I'd be Googling. Bing Bing Google Bing Google Bing Bing Google!

Him: What if you got pregnant? What would the child be?

Me: BING BING GOOGLE GOOGLE BING GOOGLE BING YAHOO! The child shall be Yahoo.

Him: I think I just AOL'd.

xd  

[Zphal]

Don't forget Ask Jeeves and DuckDuckGo. 8U  

[Hiddochi wolf]

Came up with this one a couple days ago:
"He clearly needs a brain update. Too bad they don't release those nearly as often as iOS updates."  

[Zphal]

Hiddochi wolf

Came up with this one a couple days ago:
"He clearly needs a brain update. Too bad they don't release those nearly as often as iOS updates."

Ha! Perfect. Man, there are some people I'd like to upgrade the brains on. stressed