"And remember, a portkey can be a seemingly harmless object,

[Mama Ame]

like a football....or a dolphin.  

[Zphal]

Or your boyfriend's diddlestick.  

[Kor Saiyajinkami]

Zphal

Or your boyfriend's diddlestick.

I don't think that would be a good choice for a Portkey. I mean what if he touched himself and ended up in the middle of the Sahara desert like that one poor Quidditch player?  

[Zphal]

Kor Saiyajinkami

Zphal

Or your boyfriend's diddlestick.

I don't think that would be a good choice for a Portkey. I mean what if he touched himself and ended up in the middle of the Sahara desert like that one poor Quidditch player?

That was basically my joke. xd

No masturbation or handjobs for that guy.  

[Kor Saiyajinkami]

Zphal

Kor Saiyajinkami

Zphal

Or your boyfriend's diddlestick.

I don't think that would be a good choice for a Portkey. I mean what if he touched himself and ended up in the middle of the Sahara desert like that one poor Quidditch player?

That was basically my joke. xd

No masturbation or handjobs for that guy.

Also I think it would just make his whole body a Portkey so the poor guy would never be able touch himself on any part of the body and neither would anyone else. That would suck. Tho the MoM or the wizard hospital would probably fix the problem.